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Yeah. How could someone have drugged all of us? VALSH: I wouldn't worry about it. The stuff's out of your system. You're gonna be fine. Wait, wait, wait. Please, doctor. Is there anything else? Like, something we may have been talking about, or some place we were going? Actually, there was something. You guys kept talking about some wedding last night. Yeah. No shit. Our buddy Doug's getting married tomorrow. - You know what? I want the 100 back. - No, no. Easy. You kept talking about some wedding you just came from. At the, uh, Best Little Chapel. You kept saying how sick the wedding was and getting all crazy about it. Okay, I hope this helps. I really have to leave. Best Little Chapel, do you know where that is? I do. It's at the corner of Get A Map and Fuck Off. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide. Figure it out yourself, okay? You're big boys.
The Hangover
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[SINGING] What do tigers dream of When they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras Or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head We're gonna get you back to Tyson And your cozy tiger bed And then we're gonna find Our best friend Doug And then we're gonna give him A best-friend hug Doug Doug Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug But if he's been murdered By crystal-meth tweakers [TIGER GROANS AND THUDS] Well, then we're shit out of luck By the way, we're all gonna die.
The Hangover
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- All good with Melissa? - Oh, yeah. Told her we're two hours outside of wine country, and she bought it. You think it's strange you've been in a relationship for years... ...and you have to lie about Vegas? Yeah, I do. But trust me, it's not worth the fight. Oh, so you can't go to Vegas but she can fuck a bellhop on a Carnival Cruise Line? Hey. Okay, first of all, he was a bartender. And she was wasted. And, if you must know, he didn't even come inside her. And you believe that?
The Hangover
29s
Whose fucking baby is that? Alan, are you sure you didn't see anyone else in the suite? Yeah, I checked all the rooms. No one's here. Check its collar or something. Shh. Shh. - It's okay, baby. - Stu, we don't have time for this. Let's go hook up with Doug, we'll deal with the baby later. Phil, we're not gonna leave a baby in the room. - There's a fucking tiger in the bathroom. - It's not our baby. Yeah, I gotta side with Stu on this one. All right, fine. Okay, we'll take it with us. Could you at least just find some pants?
The Hangover
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I can't... Oh, shit. Oh, my God. My lateral incisor's... It's gone! It's okay. Okay, okay. Just calm down. We're fine. Everything's fine. Alan, go wake up Doug. Let's get some coffee and get the fuck out of Nevada before housekeeping shows. What am I gonna tell Melissa? I lost a tooth. I have no idea how it happened. You're freaking me out, man. I got a massive headache, okay? Let's just calm down. How am I supposed to calm down? Look around you.
The Hangover