- You drugged us? - No, I didn't drug you. I was told it was ecstasy. Well, who told you it was ecstasy? The guy I bought it from at the liquor store. Why would you give us ecstasy? I wanted everybody to have a good time and I knew you guys wouldn't take it. It was just one hit each. I used to do three hits a night.
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I want my purse back, assholes. - What? Your purse? - That's not a purse, it's a satchel. It's a purse. Okay? And you steal from wrong guy. Wait a second, wait a second. We stole from you? Okay, you know what? We don't remember anything that happened last night... ...so help us out a little here. Well, apparently you guys met at a craps table late last night. You were on a heater, and he played your hot streak. - He ended up winning just under 80 grand. - No shit? Eighty grand is nice. Okay, that's good. He put the chips in his purse, and then you guys took off with it. That doesn't sound like us. Mine had $80,000 inside. And this one? Nothing. Hey, there are Skittles in there.
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Look, I already told you. You came in with a mild concussion, some bruised ribs. No big deal. Although none of you could articulate how it happened. Do you remember how many of us were here? Ah... I don't know. I think it was just you guys. Definitely no baby. - And one other guy. - That's our guy. Was he okay? Yeah. He was fine. Just whacked out of his mind. You all were. All right, come forward. And turn. All right.
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- Thank you. - Hey.
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Can you forgive me?
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We wait.
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[GRUNTS & GROANS]
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Alan...
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- What's this? - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Take it easy, little man. You don't wanna be touching that.
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[MUSICIANS PLAYING "WEDDING MARCH"]
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Thanks again, champ. And, uh, again, we are so sorry we stole your tiger. Don't worry about it, man. Like you said, we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. [LAUGHING] - I told you he'd get it. - I did say that.
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- You did pull out your own tooth. - L...?
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STU: This does not seem fair.
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All right, here we go.
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[GASPS]
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We're not gonna put it in the Bentley. You brought it here, you bring it back. What you think, about 40 minutes?
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Thank you, guys. Or should I say, "Thank you, Stu"? You're welcome. It's only because I love you.
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BUDNICK: Mr. Wenneck, I was... - It's the weekend. I don't know you. You do not exist.