Don't even look at it. Go on, get out. You heard me. Don't look at me, either. Yeah, you better walk on. - He's actually kind of funny. - Yeah, he means well. ALAN: I'll hit an old man in public.
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Come on.
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[GROWLING]
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[CHUCKLES] I'm pretty sure that's illegal too. Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.
Hey! What the hell, man? [CRYING] MELISSA: What the fuck, Stu? Is that a baby? Why would there be a baby? We're at a winery. That's a goat. - Where is he? - I don't know! What are you talking about? Sir, can you please start the tractor so we can get out of here? I'm trying to, but we're fucking blocked. Oh, my God! What the hell is happening, Stu? - Hey! There's a baby on board! - Someone just said "baby." - Get out of the car! - It's a baby goat. Why you making trouble for my business, man? - Go away from here. - Get out of the car! - Phil, he's got a gun! - No shit he's got a gun! - I gotta call you back. Bye. - Come on.
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Dougie... ...I gotta tell you, man, this was a gorgeous wedding. - I give it six months. - You're a dick.
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Hey, guys!
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- I was so upset when my grandpa died. - Oh, I'm s... How'd he die? - World War II. - Died in battle? No, he was skiing in Vermont. It was just during World War II.
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I have no idea.
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Ow! Oh, not again. [LAUGHING] Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child. It's funny because he's fat. Now, look, this was obviously a very simple misunderstanding. Alan picked up the wrong purse, it's no big deal. Okay, if it's, "No big deal," why, when I come after you guys... ...he starts screaming like crazy and throw me in trunk? What, I did that? Yeah, you said he was your lucky charm, and you want to take him home with you. [PHIL AND STU LAUGH] - Lucky charm. - Oh, it's just funny. [LAUGHING] Fuck you.
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- What? - Or a Chuck E. Cheese.
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Can't you see the fun part in anything?
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All right, what the fuck, man? We gotta get this shit together, guys! [THUMPING ON METAL]