- You drugged us? - No, I didn't drug you. I was told it was ecstasy. Well, who told you it was ecstasy? The guy I bought it from at the liquor store. Why would you give us ecstasy? I wanted everybody to have a good time and I knew you guys wouldn't take it. It was just one hit each. I used to do three hits a night.
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I want my purse back, assholes. - What? Your purse? - That's not a purse, it's a satchel. It's a purse. Okay? And you steal from wrong guy. Wait a second, wait a second. We stole from you? Okay, you know what? We don't remember anything that happened last night... ...so help us out a little here. Well, apparently you guys met at a craps table late last night. You were on a heater, and he played your hot streak. - He ended up winning just under 80 grand. - No shit? Eighty grand is nice. Okay, that's good. He put the chips in his purse, and then you guys took off with it. That doesn't sound like us. Mine had $80,000 inside. And this one? Nothing. Hey, there are Skittles in there.
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Look, I already told you. You came in with a mild concussion, some bruised ribs. No big deal. Although none of you could articulate how it happened. Do you remember how many of us were here? Ah... I don't know. I think it was just you guys. Definitely no baby. - And one other guy. - That's our guy. Was he okay? Yeah. He was fine. Just whacked out of his mind. You all were. All right, come forward. And turn. All right.
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- Thank you. - Hey.
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Can you forgive me?
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Make sure he eats the whole thing.
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What else? Um...
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STU: What are you doing? ALAN: Hey, guys. Check it out. Watch this. That's me, I'm on TV. I've never been on TV before. DOUG: What are you doing, man? Really? Really, Alan?
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STU: W... W... Wait. Those are the guys that shot Eddie. [SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] - Listen... MAN 1: Let's go! - Okay. - Oh, no. STU: Easy, easy. MAN 2: Come on. PHIL: Okay. All right. - All right, all right. MAN 2: Let's go.
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- Oh, Jesus! STU: Oh, my God.
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Don't even look at it. Go on, get out. You heard me. Don't look at me, either. Yeah, you better walk on. - He's actually kind of funny. - Yeah, he means well. ALAN: I'll hit an old man in public.
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- You're late. - Whatever, man. We had to push it the last mile. Come on in. Mike's got something he wants to show you.
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It's gonna be all right.
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Come on.
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STU: That's it. My life is over. Stu, it's okay. Look, shit happens. Come on. Melissa's not gonna know anything about this. - This never happened. I'll take care of it. - Come on. Put it here. Hey, what's all that? The High Roller package. It's what you ordered. I have coffee mugs. - What? EDDIE: You have baseball caps, huh? And fancy calendars, all with pictures of Stu and Jade. PHIL: Her name's Jade? Yeah, and she's beautiful, man. Clean, very tight. Tits like that. - But that's because she had a baby. PHIL: That explains the baby. - Oh, Carlos. Carlos. - Great. All right. Uh, here's the deal. We made a mistake last night. We need this marriage annulled. You do annulments? Of course I do. It breaks my heart and gonna make me sad... ...but it's no problem. Good price for you. I can't do it with just him, though. I need the chick. I need both parties. Oh, not a problem. That's great. Isn't that great, Stu? Come on, buddy. She probably knows where Doug is. - Awesome. - All right, all right. Okay. Uh...
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- Okay, okay. All right, fine, fine. - What do you want? Not so good now. Quid pro quo, douche bag. What? Look, we're very sorry. But this is an easy fix. - Alan, where's his purse? - I don't know. - It's in the hotel room, right? - Yeah, we can get it. We can get you the... We can even write you a check right now. No chance. Cash only. - There's a person in there. CHOW: Boring. [YAWNS] Take nap. Come on. Wait. I'm sorry we're boring you! PHIL: Doug, it's okay. - You kidnapped our friend! Kidnapper! PHIL: Wait. STU: Oh, no. You're not going anywhere.
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DOUG: Uh-Oh. - What the hell is that? STU: What do you think? If it's what I think it is, I think it's a big fucking mistake.
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Hey, sweetie, it's okay. I got a little snack for you. Real important that you eat this, okay?