- You drugged us? - No, I didn't drug you. I was told it was ecstasy. Well, who told you it was ecstasy? The guy I bought it from at the liquor store. Why would you give us ecstasy? I wanted everybody to have a good time and I knew you guys wouldn't take it. It was just one hit each. I used to do three hits a night.
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- Oh, thank God. - Okay. See, he fine. Now give me money... ...or I shoot him, and I shoot all you motherfuckers. And then we take it. Your choice, bitches.
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I want my purse back, assholes. - What? Your purse? - That's not a purse, it's a satchel. It's a purse. Okay? And you steal from wrong guy. Wait a second, wait a second. We stole from you? Okay, you know what? We don't remember anything that happened last night... ...so help us out a little here. Well, apparently you guys met at a craps table late last night. You were on a heater, and he played your hot streak. - He ended up winning just under 80 grand. - No shit? Eighty grand is nice. Okay, that's good. He put the chips in his purse, and then you guys took off with it. That doesn't sound like us. Mine had $80,000 inside. And this one? Nothing. Hey, there are Skittles in there.
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Look, I already told you. You came in with a mild concussion, some bruised ribs. No big deal. Although none of you could articulate how it happened. Do you remember how many of us were here? Ah... I don't know. I think it was just you guys. Definitely no baby. - And one other guy. - That's our guy. Was he okay? Yeah. He was fine. Just whacked out of his mind. You all were. All right, come forward. And turn. All right.
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- Thank you. - Hey.
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WOMAN: Hi, welcome to Caesars. STU: Hello. WOMAN: Checking in? Yeah. We have a reservation under Dr. Price. LISA: Okay, let me look that up for you. Dr. Price? Stu, you're a dentist, okay? Don't try and get fancy. - It's not fancy if it's true. - He's a dentist. Don't get too excited. And if, uh, someone has a heart attack, you should still call 911. We'll be sure to do that. Can I ask you a question? Do you know if the hotel's pager-friendly? - What do you mean? - I'm not getting a sig on my beeper. - I'm not sure. ALAN: Is there a payphone bank? Bunch of payphones? Business. Um, there's a phone in your room. That'll work.
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- Daddy. - Hey, my man. Excuse me, but I'm expecting my husband any minute. Oh, that's very funny. Come here. [GROANS] How was your soccer game? [CONTINUES SINGING]
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But if one of my kids went missing on a field trip...