- You love Allison, don't you? - Yes, I do. How did you meet?
Meet Joe Black
10s
Well, um, I was this world-class loser, and she was this happy little rich girl, and for some reason she took me in.
Meet Joe Black
12.8s
Why are you looking for Joe? Love. Passion. Obsession. All those things you told me to wait for. - They've arrived. - This is crazy.
Meet Joe Black
5.8s
- Do you know where he is? - I don't know. Oh.
Meet Joe Black
2.9s
Joe's not around.
Meet Joe Black
20.3s
Why? A man shows up, almost never leaves your side. Well, you clearly trust him, depend on him. So why aren't those things good enough for me? - You don't know anything about Joe. - What are you afraid of? That I'll fall head over heels for Joe?
Meet Joe Black
3.8s
What's going on? Hmm?
Meet Joe Black
23.8s
I don't like your tone, and I don't like your references. And I don't give a shit. Perhaps it's time to remind you this is not simply a dispute with a putative suitor. This is me. So be careful, Bill. Cut all that "Bill" crap out, you son of a bitch. I'll say it again. Be careful, Bill.
Meet Joe Black
13.5s
Can I help you? Excuse me, can I help you? Yes. Dr. Parrish, please. She comes on at 6:00. Oh.
Meet Joe Black
16.1s
You're violating the laws of the universe. - This universe? - Any universe that exists or ever existed. You may be the pro, Joe, but I know who you are, and you're all fucked up.
Meet Joe Black
7.9s
I've never heard her speak of any man as she spoke of you. That's what I always wanted for her.
Meet Joe Black
7.2s
- Are you ill? - Oh, goodness, no. - Then why are you here, Joe? - I'm here to see you.
Meet Joe Black
19.9s
- I am Joe. - Not the one that I met this morning. Hitting on me in as nice a way as I've been hit on in a long time. The second that you found out I was my father's daughter, you, uh... Well, you acted like a stranger. That is not my intention.
Meet Joe Black
7.1s
- Goddamn it. What's going on here? - I think you know. - I don't. - Try.
Meet Joe Black
44.7s
- Death and taxes? - Yes. - What an odd pairing. - It's just a saying, Mr. Black. - Mmm. By whom? - Doesn't matter. Then why'd you bring it up? You're not familiar with the phrase, "In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes?" - Well, I am now. - Glad I could be of some help. I keep regular office hours if there's any further information you might need... on sayings, common phrases, manners of speaking. My door's wide open. The tea I can provide, perhaps even the milk. Low fat. Yeah, okay, well, uh... I think we've accomplished everything we're going to this morning. Shall we adjourn? But the matter is still on the table, Bill. Joe? Yes.
