But it's biology, Chief. We did it to Polnikov in Stalingrad. But, anyway, "shit your pants", that's great. Whatever became of Polnikov?
The Death of Stalin
17.4s
Top me up. Everybody drinks. As I was saying, we had this 12-year-old scout. His whole family was wiped out by the Krauts. But before that he taught us this trick. He taught us this trick. He taught us this trick. If you stick somebody's little finger in a glass of water while they're sleeping, they wet themselves.
The Death of Stalin
15.3s
Take your seats. Take your fucking seats. Don't worry, nobody's gonna get killed, I promise you. This is just a musical emergency. Take your seats. That's it. Nobody be alarmed. It's fine. Sit down! Do not defy me! Sit your arses down!
The Death of Stalin
2.7s
Adios.
The Death of Stalin
3.2s
Here we go. He rides out, he gets shot off his horse.
The Death of Stalin
13.1s
- Oh, is there one in your pocket? - No, no, come on. No, not again! No, don't you... God damn it! Caught red-handed. Well, I would die for the Motherland!
The Death of Stalin
8.7s
Tell me you understand my instructions. I understand your instructions. Good. Shh, shh.
The Death of Stalin
3.1s
No, this is unauthorised narcissism. No.
The Death of Stalin
2.9s
Good evening. Get this lot checked in.
The Death of Stalin
3.1s
Tell them Beria is on his way.
The Death of Stalin
1.5s
Yeah. On the list.
The Death of Stalin
2.5s
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
The Death of Stalin
1.4s
Oh, God.
The Death of Stalin
1.2s
Hello.
The Death of Stalin
28.9s
Which doctor have you called? Well, the subject's currently under discussion. As Acting General Secretary, I think that, well, the Committee should decide. The Committee? But our actual General Secretary is lying in a puddle of indignity. I mean, I think he's saying, "Get me a doctor now." No, I don't agree. I think we should wait until we're quorate. Quorate? The room is only 75 percent conscious! - Are you wearing pyjamas? - Yeah. So? - Why? - Because I act, Lavrenti.
The Death of Stalin
10.9s
He's heavier than I thought he'd be. - Do you think Stalin's too heavy? - No, it's a compliment. - Gold is heavy. - Well, you'd know. You've looted enough of it, you saucy little pirate. Get back in the dining room!
The Death of Stalin
2.8s
Oh, don't worry about him. Those ears are full of blood anyway.
The Death of Stalin
4.2s
Sorry to interrupt, Comrade Minister. It's Comrade Stalin.
