- Wait, what did you just say? - Rapies. - Not you. Doug, what did you say before? - I said groundies. No, before that. You said, "You're more likely to wind up on the floor than..." - Phil. - Listen, Trace, I'm really sorry. L... [GRUNTING] TRACY [OVER PHONE]: Phil? Hello? - Tracy, it's Stu. Stu. Talk to me. What's going on? Uh, nothing. Don't listen to Phil. He's completely out of his mind. He's probably still drunk from last night. Where's Doug? STU: He is paying the bill. We just had a delicious brunch. We're in a hurry to get back, so we gotta get going. - Okay, we'll see you soon. Bye. - Stu. Stu. Fuck. - What the fuck, man? - I know where Doug is.
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I looked everywhere. Gym, casino, front desk. Nobody's seen Doug. He's not here. He's fine. He's a grown man. Seriously, Stu, you gotta calm down. Here, have some juice.
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You know, when you go to Vegas...
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- Really? - Yeah. Well, we'll talk about it. But give me the 20 so I know you're serious. - Cool. Thanks, Mr. Wenneck. - Yeah.
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Whoa, Max. What gives? What, no planetarium? My mom won't give me the money. I'm grounded. - Well, how much you got on you? - I don't know. Like, 20 bucks. Well, give me the 20 and I'll cover the rest.
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Have you met Alan? Tracy's brother. Brother of the... Okay. Ow. That is disgusting. Why haven't you returned my calls?
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[JADE LAUGHING] [SHRIEKING]
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- Shit. DOUG: Heh, heh, heh. - Nice car. DOUG: Yeah. - I'm driving. DOUG: Whoa, no chance, buddy... Don't step... God. Watch the leath... Shut up and drive before these nerds ask me another question. - Animal. - Who's this? - It's Alan. Tracy's brother. - I met you, like, four times. Oh, yeah. How you doing, man?
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Let's do this. [BAND PLAYING "FAME"] [SINGING "FAME"]
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- Enjoy the car? - Mm-hm.
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Stu, how much you got in the bank? About 10 grand. I was gonna use it for the wedding. You're already married, so we're good there. Besides, enough with Melissa, she's the worst. Yeah, Doug told me she had sex with a pilot or something. It was a bartender on a cruise. What is wrong with you people? - Ew. Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? - Yes.
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...that's somebody's daughter up there. - I was just gonna say that. See? I just wish your friends were as mature as you. They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better. PHIL: Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot!
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We look at these pictures together, okay? One time. - And then we delete the evidence. - I say we delete it right now. Are you nuts? I wanna find out how I wound up in the hospital. - Yeah, it's in there. - Guys, one time. - Deal? - Deal. - Deal. - Okay. Oh, dear Lord! ALAN: That's classic!
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ALAN: Ow. - Oh, God. Oh, God, are you okay? ALAN: Yeah, I'm fine. - Alan, I'm sorry.
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[TRUCK HONKS] [TIRES SQUEAL] DOUG: Aw, Jesus Christ! - Oh, my God! - That was awesome! That was not awesome. What's wrong with you? - That was insane. We almost just died. - You should have seen your face. - Classic. - That's funny. Ha-ha. It's not funny.
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Phil, just do it. You should do it. I would, but you lost. It wouldn't be right. Okay, I jammed five roofies in there. Just go in there and throw it in to him.
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- Ha. I knew it. - Dad. Oh, stop it, I'm just jerking around. Alan, put some pants on. You have weird legs. Yes, Daddy. - His legs look fine, Dad. - Oh, please. He has his mother's legs. It's just freaky.
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I want you to know, Doug, I'm a steel trap. Whatever happens tonight, I will never, ever, ever, speak a word of it. Okay. Yeah, I got it. Thank you. I don't think that... Seriously. I don't care what happens. - I don't care if we kill someone. - What? You heard me. It's Sin City. [WHISPERING] I won't tell a soul.