...we're about to go for a tractor ride. PHIL: What the fuck? STU: I should get going. So pretty. MELISSA: A tractor ride? [BASEBALL BAT THUDS] - Go, out of the car! - What was that? They started up the tractor. I think it backfired. - Where the hell is he? PHIL: Hey, easy, easy. I think we're looking for the same guy, okay?
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[TRUCK HONKS] [TIRES SQUEAL] DOUG: Aw, Jesus Christ! - Oh, my God! - That was awesome! That was not awesome. What's wrong with you? - That was insane. We almost just died. - You should have seen your face. - Classic. - That's funny. Ha-ha. It's not funny.
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- You all right? - Yeah. - Look at the view up here. - You happy? - This is great. - Whoa! [PHIL CHUCKLES] Are you kidding? PHIL: Alan, how we doing, buddy? - Good. DOUG: What do you got over there, Alan? STU: That's the Eiffel Tower.
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Phil, just do it. You should do it. I would, but you lost. It wouldn't be right. Okay, I jammed five roofies in there. Just go in there and throw it in to him.
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[PHIL, ALAN & STU GRUNTING] [PHIL COUGHING]
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PHIL: Come on. Come on, come on.
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I'm sor... Excuse me, sir? Hi. [EDDIE LAUGHS] Look at these guys. What happened? You miss me? You miss Eddie? You want more from me? How are you, my friend? Look at this guy. You're fucking crazy. What's going on, man?
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It's got, uh, Ted Danson and Magnum P.I. And that Jewish actor. Shut up, Alan. - What room was it again? - It's 825. WOMAN: I know, I did. I already checked with her. I found him, I'll call you back. Thank God, he's with his father. I was freaking out. I missed you, sweetie. And I miss you. [JADE MOANING]
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After we take the mug shots, we bring them down here... ...where they wait to be interviewed by the arresting officers. Trust me, kids, you do not wanna be sitting on these benches. We call this place Loserville. [KIDS LAUGHING] FOLTZ: Follow me. All right, let's do it. Come on.
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Yeah. Tuck it right in there. I don't want to re-sterilize. Walk with me.
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This is Doug's phone. This is Doug's phone. PHIL: No shit. - Yeah.
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They found a large amount of Ruphylin in your system.
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Why did you do that?
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What the fuck is that?
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Uh-oh. - Right? - A little Jägermeister. - Good idea. - There it is. Good call. On the roof. Um, no, this is good. I'd like to make a toast. To Doug and Tracy. May tonight be...
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[JADE GROANING] - Oh, my God. - Are you okay? I'm such a klutz. I get so nervous when I gamble. I'm so silly. - It happens. - Whoa. Hold on a beat, okay? - Let's just take it easy. This is my wife. - It's hurting. STU: Make sure... Does it hurt? Does this hurt? - Oh, ow. - You all right? JADE: I don't know. - I don't know either. I don't... I think you're fine. Let's go. - Really? Okay. STU: Upsy-daisy, there. I'm sorry, she's had a little too much to drink. Thanks, buddy. That's for you.
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Okay. Well, listen, I gotta go, because we're gonna hit this wine tasting. Wait, wait. I love you. Okay. Bye.
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PHIL: Alan. Bud, are you okay? STU: Oh, my God. - Shit! Fuck, where'd he get him? Hey.
