- Ha. I knew it. - Dad. Oh, stop it, I'm just jerking around. Alan, put some pants on. You have weird legs. Yes, Daddy. - His legs look fine, Dad. - Oh, please. He has his mother's legs. It's just freaky.
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It's not like that. I already told you, Alan. Okay? We're just spending the night in Vegas. It's no big deal. Besides, you're not just my wife's brother, you're my brother now.
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Thanks again for bringing him, by the way. You don't need to thank me, it's nothing. He's a cool guy. It's not nothing and he's not a cool guy... ...so thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Can you believe this? Just two more days. DOUG: I know. You getting nervous? - You wanna back out? - Shut up. Just tell me. Oh. Mm.
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I love you so much.
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Okay. I got it.
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- Anything? TRACY: I tried them all. It keeps going straight to voicemail. Well, there has to be an explanation. Sweetie, it's Vegas. You lose track of time in casinos. There's no windows, there's no clocks. He's probably on a heater. And you never walk away from the table when you're on a heater. You do if you're getting married. [CELL PHONE RINGS] - Hello? - Ahem, Tracy, it's Phil. Phil, where the hell are you guys? [OVER PHONE] I'm freaking out. Yeah, listen. Uh... We fucked up. - What are you talking about? - The bachelor party, the whole night. It... Things got out of control, uh... ...and we lost Doug. - What? - We can't find Doug. What are you saying, Phil? We're getting married in five hours. Yeah. That's not gonna happen.
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- Whoa, watch it, pervert! - Alan, he's just doing your inseam. - He's getting very close to my shaft. - All done. You can change now. Right. Thanks, Floyd. Thank you very much.
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PHIL [ON RECORDING]: Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message or don't. Do me a favor, don't text me. It's gay.
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MAN: To my left a little. Thank you.
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Okey-dokey.
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[GRUNTING]
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- You drugged us? - No, I didn't drug you. I was told it was ecstasy. Well, who told you it was ecstasy? The guy I bought it from at the liquor store. Why would you give us ecstasy? I wanted everybody to have a good time and I knew you guys wouldn't take it. It was just one hit each. I used to do three hits a night.
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Is he all there? Like, mentally? I think so. He's just an odd guy. You know, he's kind of weird. - I mean, should we be worried? - No. - All right. - No.
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STU: I have internal bleeding. Somebody call 911. That was some fucked up shit. Who was that guy? He was so mean.
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PHIL: Fuck! Shit. EDDIE: He shot me! - He shot Eddie! - Fuck this shit! [SQUEALING] [SCREAMS] PHIL: Fuck! Fuck!
