[DEVICE WHIRRS] What's that do? Power-dampening collar. Shuts down all mutant abilities. You can't get it off. Unless you've got a grenade. Huh. Could've used one of those in the first act. HEADMASTER: Thank you!
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[EXHALES]
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Just let it happen, okay? I guess my heart was finally in the right place. [GROANS] That riddle is so fucked up.
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GUARD: Let's go!
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Oh.[NECK SNAPS]
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I'm glad everybody dropped by. You must be wondering why I didn't call you here. I'll tell you why I'm here. "The Time Traveler's Wife's" husband... beat me within an inch of my life. He was torturing me! But all I told him was everything he wanted to know. So, I'm here to help us gear up. So we can go after him without me. WADE: No! I'm doing this alone. The Juggernaut will kill you all. Fair enough. WADE: I just need a couple of hours to get some legs under me. What will you do? WADE: I don't care what the kid did to me. I ain't letting Cable get to him, even if I have to teabag him to death. It's really just a sip of tea at this point. Zip it, black Black Widow! I'm flowing. The first order of business is to get me in front of Cable... so I can pull all the fucking blood out of his body... and fashion his bones into holiday jewelry. Then, I'm gonna take his skin... and stretch it out over a homemade mating drum.
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Goddamn, that's beautiful.
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[ALARM BLARING]
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Fucker hates mutants. He tried to beat the genes out of us. Nothing worse than a "pray the gay away" type guy.
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[COUGHS] GUARD: [ON PA] Cells seven and nine now off-limits for medical personnel. Cells seven and nine now off-limits for medical personnel.
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DEADPOOL: And that is just the first five steps to a prostate-assisted orgasm.
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Welcome home, Russell. We missed you.
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Listen to me!
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Something to remember you by. Give me that back! That goes with me everywhere. Like the memory of your fucking fanny pack!
