And it appears as if the X-Men are arriving... DEADPOOL: Scatter! REPORTER: ...with what appears to be a trainee. DEADPOOL: Everyone, calm down! The pros are here. I... We're the X-Men! A dated metaphor for racism in the '60s. So, respect. At ease, Officer.
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[ALL SCREAMING] Oh, shit! That fucking does it! Put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head! Now! Wade! What was first rule? Label everything in the refrigerator! Do not escalate! Rules are meant to be broken! COLOSSUS: That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for!
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Fuck! Fine! I'll start from the beginning. My name is Deadpool, and I'm an X-Man. Trainee! Shut it!
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[RUSSELL GRUNTS] Hold on! Wait, wait, wait! Okay, let's not do whatever that is. Okay? Let's just talk! It's Russell, right? Firefist.Firefist. Ooh, that's a great name. Where does it burn? Just the fist, or all the way up to the elbow?
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[GRUNTS]
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RUSSELL: You wanna die? DEADPOOL: This kid's adorable. I don't know why I packed the hollow points. I'll burn your balls off! First day. [CHUCKLING] I'm so nervous! Did you just say "hollow points"? Yeah, probably should've brought a Super Soaker. [LAUGHS]
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[CROWD EXCLAIMS] [CHUCKLES] Definitely all the way up to the elbow. Come quietly, or there will be trouble. You stole that from Robocop! That's from Robocop! Just stand down! You're embarrassing me. Look, Fire... [LAUGHS] Oh, my God! I can't say it! I'm so sorry! [GRUNTS]
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Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals!
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[BELL CONTINUES RINGING]
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[WADE SIGHS] I guess family really is an F-word.
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[INDISTINCT VOICES ECHOING]
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OLDER RUSSELL: Blessed are the wicked who are healed by my hand.
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Who are you? I'm Batman.
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But you know something? A wise woman once said to me... "Speak up." "I can't hear you with that pity dick in your mouth." Too much? I went too far. [GRUNTS] [ALL EXCLAIM]
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CABLE: Peacetime makes people soft.
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He's not here, is he? He may be running late.
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Hmm. Something wrong with the soap. It's fine. I just filled it. Give it a few more pumps there.
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Wade! Come in! Hey, I was just doing a little bit of light reading here... We have mission. Well, you guys be safe out there. I'll be praying for you. No, I want you to join.
