I'm sorry. Shot after shot, it's not gonna change the fact that I think you're... Are you pissing? Are you urinating right now? You're making the face that you make when you urinate. Is he pissing? I'm on it! There you go, Dopinder. If you want to be a contract killer... you gotta handle a mop before you handle a gun. Although I don't quite understand how they are at all similar. 'Cause I could shove either one up your ass and kill you. Now, leave me. I get it.
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I'm okay. Thank God I didn't have to use the cream cheese spreader. [BOTH PANTING] [GASPS]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY] [ENGINE STALLING]
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Please. Please. Baby, I'm so sorry. No!
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[HORN BLARING] [GRUNTS]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[PANTING]
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[YELLS]
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[DINGS]
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She's gone. BLIND AL: Sweetheart, can you speak up? It's a little hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth. Now, look, sugar. You need to just keep living. Thank you... Matthew McConaughey, your words are a treasure. Listen to the pain. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. Sometimes, it's so bad, we feel like we're dying. But we can't really live till we've died a little, can we? Wade?
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The hell you doin' here? Don't you know how to knock? I thought you saw me... with your ears. You're lucky I didn't shoot you in the... The wall? The refrigerator? I'm in so much pain.
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BLIND AL: I heard the news, sweetie. I'm very sorry. I am. What am I gonna do, Al? Probably something terrible.
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Wade? I'm right here, Althea. And that is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.