DEADPOOL: And that is just the first five steps to a prostate-assisted orgasm.
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JUGGERNAUT: You see that bus? I'm gonna shove it up your ass.
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Welcome home, Russell. We missed you.
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Is it the kid?
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Deal.Deal.
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Hello?
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[MUMBLES] You came for me. I'm not giving up on you, and you are not giving up on that boy. Who says that rules aren't meant to be broken? It's time to fight dirty. Time to sweep the leg, Johnny. Hey! Pick on someone your own size! That's such a you thing to say! Go get him, tiger! Big CGI fight coming up!
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But that isn't Russell. It doesn't have to be him. If you knew what I knew... Yeah, he's got anger issues... maybe a small learning disability... splash of diabetes... but nothing that can't be fixed. If you could go back... and stop the people that took your girl, would you?
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Both of 'em? Oh, fuck it. Four or five moments! I'm sorry? Four or five moments! That's all it takes to be a hero.
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Vanisher. Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see.
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Ness, can you let me in? Please! Please.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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What's this one do?
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DEADPOOL: Oh!
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Listen to me!
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RUSSELL: You're a long way from your superpowers. Yeah. Just a touch of cancer. Not to worry, we're old friends. Fuck! I wanted to be a superhero. Always wanted a real super suit. [SIGHS] What happened? When was the last time you saw a plus-sized superhero?
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Man, that sucks they didn't have anything in your size. I really wanted to match, you know? Being a menacing team. [PEOPLE SCREAMING] Oh, man, it sucks. That was some cold-ass shit, kid.
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AUTOMATED VOICE: [ON PA] System malfunctioning. Cells 7, 12, 14, 27. Back in your cells, you filthy mutants! Get in there! AUTOMATED VOICE: Cells 1, 3, 7, 8.
