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What the fuck? You'd think the studio would throw us a bone. One that doesn't end up in my mouth. The first movie made more money than the guy who invented pants. They can't just dust off one of the famous X-Men? How 'bout that putz with the giant pigeon wings? What do those do anyway, huh? Carry him three feet off the ground to snatch up the nearest muffin crumb? [DOORS CLOSE] No, no, no! I am not X-Man material at all. First off... [BREATHES DEEPLY] I'm not even a virgin. Second and more... [GROANS]
Deadpool 2
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I can't protect you. [COUGHS] With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow, I'm basically Hawkeye. Now, if you'll excuse me... [COUGHS] I've got tumors to grow. Vanessa awaits. I'll start by making us a shank. Good listening. I stole that guard's pen... and stashed it in the old prison wallet, if you know what I'm saying. I really hope I don't know what you're saying.
Deadpool 2
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[LAUGHS] Oh, boy! He's really teeing it up, isn't he? Who gets to make the first joke? I think we should all do it at the same time. Good call. For $45, you get sucky-suck. BOTH: I only do over the pants, mouth stuff. Fuck! The Proposition has a wonderful Guy Pearce performance. WADE: Wait, wait, wait! I wanna do mine over. Give us the line again. I need your help! Trust me, I'm even less happy about this than you are... but you unleashed the Juggernaut, you dumb cunt! I can't bring him down alone. So here we are.
Deadpool 2