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I've got this lacrosse game. It's really important. It's our last game. Central almost beat us last time, so this time I really wanna kick their ass. But it's gonna be cool, because the game's at State, which means afterwards I'll be able to stop by. So you can't sing at the competition. Heather, I'm sorry. I totally blew it. It's okay. You should... do what makes you happy.
American Pie
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- Guess what? - Not interested. Kevin. Come on, man. The bus to Stifler's is gonna be here soon. - I'm not going. - What? Why not? Look, things didn't really turn out how I wanted them to. I mean, I don't even know what I'm doin'. I-I'm acting like I've got everything together tonight. I know that Vicky's gonna ask me if I love her, and... I don't know what I'm gonna say. I mean, I'm on the brink. I'm just about to do it. I should be psyched. I don't know. Maybe you're right. Maybe I am just scared. Come on, Kev. Tonight is the night. We-We are finally going to a post-prom party on the lake. We have been waiting for this for four years. Why else have we been friends with Stifler all this time, right?
American Pie
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No offense, but you're talking about a post-high school, long-distance relationship. And you and Kevin haven't even done it yet. That's not why we're going out. What do you expect him to drive to Cornell for? Milk and cookies? We're gonna have sex when he's ready and I'm ready. It's got to be completely perfect. I want the right time, the right moment, the right place... Vicky, it's not a space shuttle launch. It's sex.
American Pie
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- Did I miss anything? - No. You are just in time. - Oh. Ohh! - This is incredible. Oh, my God! This is too much. Oh, did you see? Oh, there that goes. Oh, geez. God bless the Internet. - Ai-yi-yi. - Do it. Take it off. Oh, my God. Oh, thank you, God, for this wonderful, wonderful day. - She takes her vitamins. - # And it is way too unhealthy # # Often they've typically ## Stop hyperventilating.
American Pie