Or am I gonna have to drag your ass back to that party and prove it to you?
American Pie 2
6.9s
Chicago is beautiful, but it would be better if you were here. I'm counting the days. Love, Nadia."
American Pie 2
10s
Boy, that doesn't look too bad, Jim. Good job, Doctor. The swelling should subside in about eight or nine days. Eight or nine...
American Pie 2
14s
Easy! That's enough. Okay, guys, we went through this last summer, all right? Finch got a black eye and Stifler got six stitches. 'Cause he fuckin' bit me! You touch me, I bite. - You two relax and shake hands. - Shake this.
American Pie 2
6s
Incredible. How does Finch get so lucky? What are you worried about? You got a girlfriend now.
American Pie 2
22.6s
No, no, that's all wrong. Thank you. Have a nice day. - So what does he mean, "meet up"? - You know, like hang out... grab lunch, whatever. I told you, we're just friends now. And he totally understands. - I'm sure he understands quite well. - He does. Oh, no, sir. These are all wrong for you. I mean, seriously.
American Pie 2
9.8s
My romantic life has passed its peak. Take me out to the pasture and shoot me. Super start to a super summer, fellas. Welcome home.
American Pie 2
7.8s
- You go fish. - Finch, we're playing gin. Gin.
American Pie 2
2.1s
Party on!
American Pie 2
7.6s
So my entire stockpile is wasted... and I look ridiculous!
American Pie 2
22.3s
Fellas! How's it going? The keg's back there as always. Enjoy. Ladies, I'm Steve Stifler and I have an 11-inch penis... around! Think about it. Sherman! Okay, Stifler, take your shot. Ha, ha. Come on, man. I'm really happy to see you.
American Pie 2
22.1s
Hey, Carlos, Jason. What's goin' on? Keg's back on the deck. How was Iowa State? Did you see those fuckers I had to boot out of here? Back at Stifler's. It's just like old times. One difference. We're college men now. Some of these girls are from the grade below us. I might actually have a chance.
American Pie 2
8s
You're here now? No, that's cool. You know, if you want to hang out with these guys. Okay, then. I'll meet you out front.
American Pie 2
4.5s
Special, my ass. Come on. Give the little guy some support.
American Pie 2
13.7s
He did not sleep with three girls, much like Sly and the Family Stone... aren't gonna dance in here and gang-bang me... between the afros and the bell-bottoms, okay? It's not gonna happen. - Kevin did not sleep with three girls. - Why would he lie to me?
American Pie 2
17.2s
You're all right. Here we go. You know you're not supposed to be here now. Everyone's supposed to be in the amphitheatre. All right, come on. It's piss-poor to be this late. I'm very angry right now. You can tell by the tone of my voice I'm angry. I'm pissed off. Here they are. Got him home. Wait a minute. Are you Petey?
American Pie 2
3.1s
- Hey, Stifler, was that... - Eat shit, Shitbreak.
