I'm just so glad I found him. He's my favourite collectible. I know.
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6.3s
I am a band geek. I just never joined the band.
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2.8s
Will you idiots tell me what this fucker's doin'?
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1.6s
Wrong number.
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2.6s
You guys like that?
American Pie 2
1.9s
Come on.
American Pie 2
2.2s
"Efforts must be doubled."
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6.9s
Shit, dude! I found a dildo! Big blue rubber dicks for everyone!
American Pie 2
23.6s
My brother said that by the end of the summer I'd see the big picture. And I see it. No matter what, times change and things are different. The problem is, I don't want them to be. You know, Kevin, I haven't moved on either. I've been obsessed with the one woman... I can't have a real future with... other than a very kinky, extremely warped one.
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5.1s
I mean, did you want some... funky, weird, next-morning goodbye?
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2.3s
Play! Do something.
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4.2s
I didn't do this for you. Thanks, dude.
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1.6s
Guys.
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17.1s
Okay, now... do these high school kids think we're cool... because they're at a college party... or are we those weird older guys... that try to hang out with high school kids when we come home? No way. We're definitely not those guys. Cops! Cops!
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4.4s
Steve, this cop-watch thing is horseshit. Hello?
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2.1s
Good for you, man.
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8.8s
Jenny, where'd you put my clarinet? - I think I shoved it in your box. - Thanks. Bad man. I'm a bad, bad man.
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8.2s
It's just, I'm not gonna be ready... I mean, the party won't be ready until Saturday.
