Shit, dude! I found a dildo! Big blue rubber dicks for everyone!
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23.6s
My brother said that by the end of the summer I'd see the big picture. And I see it. No matter what, times change and things are different. The problem is, I don't want them to be. You know, Kevin, I haven't moved on either. I've been obsessed with the one woman... I can't have a real future with... other than a very kinky, extremely warped one.
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5.1s
I mean, did you want some... funky, weird, next-morning goodbye?
American Pie 2
2.3s
Play! Do something.
American Pie 2
4.2s
I didn't do this for you. Thanks, dude.
American Pie 2
1.6s
Guys.
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17.1s
Okay, now... do these high school kids think we're cool... because they're at a college party... or are we those weird older guys... that try to hang out with high school kids when we come home? No way. We're definitely not those guys. Cops! Cops!
American Pie 2
4.4s
Steve, this cop-watch thing is horseshit. Hello?
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2.1s
Good for you, man.
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8.8s
Jenny, where'd you put my clarinet? - I think I shoved it in your box. - Thanks. Bad man. I'm a bad, bad man.
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8.2s
It's just, I'm not gonna be ready... I mean, the party won't be ready until Saturday.
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1.7s
All right.
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12.5s
Hot Spanish guy. Love your accent. Love your ding-dong." I'm tellin' you, right now there is a dick in your girlfriend's mouth. - Knock it off. - What'd I say?
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20.4s
It's not a lie. It's an adjustment. The rule of three. - The rule of what? - Three. If a guy tells you how many girls he's been with, it's not even close to that. Take that number and divide it by three. Then you get the real total. So, if Kevin's saying it's been three girls, it's more like one, or none. - None? - Rule of three. It's an exact science, consistent as gravity.
