Brilliant. You found lesbians. Good luck trying to break through that force field. - Lesbians? - We never said that. - What? - We never said that. Oh, man. I will do anything... anything... to sleep with you chicks. Okay? I'll grab every guy's ass in this room. I'll caress it, even. I'll shave some ass if they need it. Oh, yeah. You heard me. It's true. I'll kiss everybody here. Dudes, chicks, everybody. Because I am comfortable with my sexuality. Oh, yeah.
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26.6s
- I'm so sorry. - For your own edification... son, I'm not embarrassed. I am! It's a perfectly normal thing for two human beings to do. This is human nature... human nature at its best. Son, everybody does it. Your mother and I... Well, not so much any more. Got your favourite. Oh, my God! They're fucking! Honey, honey, listen. I'm gonna take her... - Please just go! - Actually, if you wouldn't mind. Honey... I'll take her to the car.
American Pie 2
4.1s
Gentlemen, this appears to be a party.
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Shoot. Okay, wait here. I'll meet you in an hour, okay? - Yeah. - Wait. Cool idea.
American Pie 2
1.8s
You pussy!
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1.8s
My lady's not coming.
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13s
I know. Okay, I'm gonna help you. Really? Yeah, I feel bad for saying that you sucked... even though you kind of did.
American Pie 2
5.3s
Thank you. Thank you. Our next soloist will be Michèle Flaherty.
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16.5s
Even if I did... it wouldn't be anything more than just a momentary thing. Very uninteresting. How about you, Jessica? How many chicks did you sleep with this year? Gee, wouldn't you like to know. Fuck yeah, I would.
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27.1s
Good boys. - Very good. - Dude, you're a fucking lousy kisser. What? I wasn't trying! That's not fair! I wasn't trying there! No judgment. Wait a second. You were trying? - Fuck no! - You were trying! - I kissed Jim! - Silence! - Ladies. - Yes? As you were.
American Pie 2
5.6s
My name is Petey! Thank you!
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6.6s
- Jesus! - Jim, we got here a little early. - Dad, get out! - I'll wait in the car. Go, Dad! Oh, my...
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11.4s
Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls! Bye-bye, Great Falls! Wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby!
American Pie 2
1.2s
Your turn.
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4.1s
You saved them all. How sweet.
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5.7s
That is what I'm talking about. Kev, you can look.
