Don't move! Stay where you are! Hands where we can see 'em! Both hands! Get the other hand up, God damn it!
American Pie 2
15.5s
- Which room? - I can't remember. I was too excited. - I'm in a lesbian stronghold. - Was it in here? - Why you asking me so many questions? - Was it in here? - Maybe. - Was it or was it not here? Happy painting, boys.
American Pie 2
7.7s
Come on, honey. You can do it. Come on, Petey. What the hell.
American Pie 2
1.8s
The joke's on Finch!
American Pie 2
49.9s
Brilliant. You found lesbians. Good luck trying to break through that force field. - Lesbians? - We never said that. - What? - We never said that. Oh, man. I will do anything... anything... to sleep with you chicks. Okay? I'll grab every guy's ass in this room. I'll caress it, even. I'll shave some ass if they need it. Oh, yeah. You heard me. It's true. I'll kiss everybody here. Dudes, chicks, everybody. Because I am comfortable with my sexuality. Oh, yeah.
American Pie 2
26.6s
- I'm so sorry. - For your own edification... son, I'm not embarrassed. I am! It's a perfectly normal thing for two human beings to do. This is human nature... human nature at its best. Son, everybody does it. Your mother and I... Well, not so much any more. Got your favourite. Oh, my God! They're fucking! Honey, honey, listen. I'm gonna take her... - Please just go! - Actually, if you wouldn't mind. Honey... I'll take her to the car.
American Pie 2
4.1s
Gentlemen, this appears to be a party.
American Pie 2
8s
Shoot. Okay, wait here. I'll meet you in an hour, okay? - Yeah. - Wait. Cool idea.
American Pie 2
1.8s
You pussy!
American Pie 2
21.1s
That was it. Right there. That was a pure tantric moment. The fiicus, the water... it was all erotic. One more stimulant, I would have had full release. Finch, stay the fuck away from that fiicus. That's a jizz-free fiicus.
American Pie 2
1.8s
My lady's not coming.
American Pie 2
13s
I know. Okay, I'm gonna help you. Really? Yeah, I feel bad for saying that you sucked... even though you kind of did.
American Pie 2
5.3s
Thank you. Thank you. Our next soloist will be Michèle Flaherty.
American Pie 2
16.5s
Even if I did... it wouldn't be anything more than just a momentary thing. Very uninteresting. How about you, Jessica? How many chicks did you sleep with this year? Gee, wouldn't you like to know. Fuck yeah, I would.
American Pie 2
27.1s
Good boys. - Very good. - Dude, you're a fucking lousy kisser. What? I wasn't trying! That's not fair! I wasn't trying there! No judgment. Wait a second. You were trying? - Fuck no! - You were trying! - I kissed Jim! - Silence! - Ladies. - Yes? As you were.
American Pie 2
5.6s
My name is Petey! Thank you!
American Pie 2
6.6s
- Jesus! - Jim, we got here a little early. - Dad, get out! - I'll wait in the car. Go, Dad! Oh, my...
American Pie 2
11.4s
Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls! Bye-bye, Great Falls! Wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby!
