And that includes fucking me in the ass! So there!
American Pie 2
3.4s
- What the hell was that? - I don't know. Call 911.
American Pie 2
5.5s
Guys, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go look for Nadia. Good luck.
American Pie 2
34.3s
It's Japanese. It means "hello". Hello. - Finch, what happened to Latin? - Met a Japanese girl at the art museum. Changed majors. Wanted to understand the things she was moaning. - You got laid in an art museum? - The Met. - And the Guggenheim with Francesca. - The Guggenheim? And then my social-psych professor in Baskin-Robbins. All right, enough. But I'll tell you, none of these women even compare to... Stifler's mom. Stifler's mom is a goddess.
American Pie 2
3.2s
- I gotta go. - What? Why?
American Pie 2
2.1s
- Clamp it off. - Hello.
American Pie 2
6.5s
I can't believe those two girls, Kevin. Jim, it's not a big deal. They toyed with my emotions.
American Pie 2
18.3s
All right, I've got a plan. Okay. How about I come back with you... and you say... "Hello, this is Michèle, my girlfriend." And obviously, Nadia won't expect you to hop in the sack. And then we break up the day of the party. And you're all healed and back on the market.
American Pie 2
7.6s
So my entire stockpile is wasted... and I look ridiculous!
American Pie 2
2.5s
- How are you? - Awesome.
American Pie 2
6.3s
Oh, that's great! That's great. How did you get it so nice and warm?
American Pie 2
5.3s
Oh, Jeanine. Jeanine. Call me Stifler's mom.
American Pie 2
13.7s
- No 911. - Don't call the police. - My God, it's the painting kids. - I'm still calling the cops. Okay, no, no, no. This isn't right. - Look. Stifler did break in here. - You dick! But we just followed him in to get him out.
American Pie 2
14s
Easy! That's enough. Okay, guys, we went through this last summer, all right? Finch got a black eye and Stifler got six stitches. 'Cause he fuckin' bit me! You touch me, I bite. - You two relax and shake hands. - Shake this.
American Pie 2
2.5s
- Don't touch me. - I'm not.
American Pie 2
3.5s
I know. You feel his ass first.
American Pie 2
22.3s
Fellas! How's it going? The keg's back there as always. Enjoy. Ladies, I'm Steve Stifler and I have an 11-inch penis... around! Think about it. Sherman! Okay, Stifler, take your shot. Ha, ha. Come on, man. I'm really happy to see you.
