What was he doing wandering unsupervised? Who knows? I'll tell you something. I'm about fed up with these Tall Oaks North kids.
American Pie 2
7.5s
It's gonna be nice to hit Stifler's tonight after exams. - Did you get through 'em? - There's the mystery man! Finch, how are you?
American Pie 2
6.1s
- I gotta prepare. - Here we go. - Great. Stifler's mom is here? - This could be a disaster.
American Pie 2
8.2s
Don't move! Stay where you are! Hands where we can see 'em! Both hands! Get the other hand up, God damn it!
American Pie 2
15.5s
- Which room? - I can't remember. I was too excited. - I'm in a lesbian stronghold. - Was it in here? - Why you asking me so many questions? - Was it in here? - Maybe. - Was it or was it not here? Happy painting, boys.
American Pie 2
7.7s
Come on, honey. You can do it. Come on, Petey. What the hell.
American Pie 2
1.8s
The joke's on Finch!
American Pie 2
49.9s
Brilliant. You found lesbians. Good luck trying to break through that force field. - Lesbians? - We never said that. - What? - We never said that. Oh, man. I will do anything... anything... to sleep with you chicks. Okay? I'll grab every guy's ass in this room. I'll caress it, even. I'll shave some ass if they need it. Oh, yeah. You heard me. It's true. I'll kiss everybody here. Dudes, chicks, everybody. Because I am comfortable with my sexuality. Oh, yeah.
American Pie 2
4.1s
Gentlemen, this appears to be a party.
American Pie 2
8s
Shoot. Okay, wait here. I'll meet you in an hour, okay? - Yeah. - Wait. Cool idea.
American Pie 2
1.8s
You pussy!
American Pie 2
1.8s
My lady's not coming.
American Pie 2
13s
I know. Okay, I'm gonna help you. Really? Yeah, I feel bad for saying that you sucked... even though you kind of did.
American Pie 2
5.3s
Thank you. Thank you. Our next soloist will be Michèle Flaherty.
American Pie 2
16.5s
Even if I did... it wouldn't be anything more than just a momentary thing. Very uninteresting. How about you, Jessica? How many chicks did you sleep with this year? Gee, wouldn't you like to know. Fuck yeah, I would.
American Pie 2
27.1s
Good boys. - Very good. - Dude, you're a fucking lousy kisser. What? I wasn't trying! That's not fair! I wasn't trying there! No judgment. Wait a second. You were trying? - Fuck no! - You were trying! - I kissed Jim! - Silence! - Ladies. - Yes? As you were.
American Pie 2
5.6s
My name is Petey! Thank you!
American Pie 2
6.6s
- Jesus! - Jim, we got here a little early. - Dad, get out! - I'll wait in the car. Go, Dad! Oh, my...
