The one that got away, huh, son? Well, evidently you two... made quite the handsome couple on the Internet. I didn't see it. It was brought up at a PTA meeting. Anyway, my point is... these little sexual debacles should not get you down... because you know what? It happens to the best of us. In fact... the first time your mother and I... got together... I used a condom. Well, she referred to it as "shrink wrapping". But I got over it. Anyway, keep your chin up. You keep plugging... and good things will happen. Good to have you home, son.
American Pie 2
7.2s
- Just relax. - You get out of my house! - Jesus Christ! - Come back here, you little fucker! Come back here, you son of a bitch!
American Pie 2
13.1s
You know, Jim... I think we should keep your mother in the dark about the incident tonight. I think the whole glue thing might get her a little queasy. I don't know how I get myself into these things.
American Pie 2
9s
No way, dude! Her breasts are so luscious. What a wonderful Christmas gift you bought the boys. My nipples are so hard.
American Pie 2
6s
Incredible. How does Finch get so lucky? What are you worried about? You got a girlfriend now.
American Pie 2
15s
I guess I was living in the past... wanting to party with you guys... and be with Vicky, just like high school. You remember that day after prom? You know, we made a toast to the next step. I guess I never took it.
American Pie 2
15.5s
- Everybody okay? - I'm fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine. Shut the fuck up or I'll break down this door and pummel your ass! No, don't come in here. I'm fine. I just fell out of the bed. - You sure? - Okay, good night, then. - 'Night. - We'll see you in the morning.
American Pie 2
30.1s
How's the studying going? I'd hardly call it studying. I've been going to the Picasso museum... hanging out at Sagrada Familia... going with Pierre to the Parc Guell. - Who's Pierre? - One of the guys in the program. He's got a girlfriend back in France, so we've kind of got something in common. That sounds cool. Yeah, I've overheard them on the phone at night. And, well, it made me think. Hey, Oz, I'm reaching under my shirt and I'm rubbing myself.
American Pie 2
1.3s
Whoa.
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1.7s
Excuse me.
American Pie 2
1.6s
What the fuck?
American Pie 2
13.3s
Shit. She's de-pantsing. Oh, man. Wait. They can't hear us inside? We won't cross over their radio? No, man. These work on a CB frequency. This girl is so hot.
American Pie 2
5.7s
Hey, I'm confident. Oh, I am... I'm absolutely, totally confident.
American Pie 2
11.5s
That's too much. No, no, no. You don't touch, we don't touch. - Squeeze his ass, son. You'll like it. - Come on, boys. - Jesus Christ. - Oh, shit.
American Pie 2
2s
Casa de Stifler.
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20s
Wow. Well, this is about as comfortable as a high colonic in Tijuana. And I would know. Okay. - I'm gonna get a drink. - She's right. - Why is this so weird? - Actually, I have no idea. See, I knew it. I knew you'd be mature about this. You know, and we could still be friends, right?
American Pie 2
3.7s
So, I invited someone else.
American Pie 2
14.6s
Okay. Now, don't freak out. I'm gonna do something to push your threshold. Oh, that's cold! What are you doing? I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun? Okay, I think you've just crossed my threshold.
