Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on. I mean, girls like a guy with confidence.
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2.3s
Yeah, baby, we're here!
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1.7s
Turn over.
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9.2s
Sure. Well, we're friends. But it's not like I see her making plans with anyone else. I don't see her with a boyfriend. I think that puts me on deck.
American Pie 2
12.9s
- The people demand rubber dicks! - Finch, help. Dildo, dildo, dildo! - What are you doing? - Looking for more lesbian artifacts. - Where'd you get this? - Finch's ass.
American Pie 2
4.6s
I can't! I can't! I'm glued! I'm glued!
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3.4s
And that includes fucking me in the ass! So there!
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3.4s
- What the hell was that? - I don't know. Call 911.
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5.5s
Guys, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go look for Nadia. Good luck.
American Pie 2
34.3s
It's Japanese. It means "hello". Hello. - Finch, what happened to Latin? - Met a Japanese girl at the art museum. Changed majors. Wanted to understand the things she was moaning. - You got laid in an art museum? - The Met. - And the Guggenheim with Francesca. - The Guggenheim? And then my social-psych professor in Baskin-Robbins. All right, enough. But I'll tell you, none of these women even compare to... Stifler's mom. Stifler's mom is a goddess.
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3.2s
- I gotta go. - What? Why?
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2.1s
- Clamp it off. - Hello.
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6.5s
I can't believe those two girls, Kevin. Jim, it's not a big deal. They toyed with my emotions.
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18.3s
All right, I've got a plan. Okay. How about I come back with you... and you say... "Hello, this is Michèle, my girlfriend." And obviously, Nadia won't expect you to hop in the sack. And then we break up the day of the party. And you're all healed and back on the market.
American Pie 2
2.5s
- How are you? - Awesome.
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6.3s
Oh, that's great! That's great. How did you get it so nice and warm?
American Pie 2
5.3s
Oh, Jeanine. Jeanine. Call me Stifler's mom.
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13.7s
- No 911. - Don't call the police. - My God, it's the painting kids. - I'm still calling the cops. Okay, no, no, no. This isn't right. - Look. Stifler did break in here. - You dick! But we just followed him in to get him out.
