Add another year to that. Okay. Hey, why don't you bring Nadia to the concert first? It'll be a cool date.
American Pie 2
6.8s
- Hey, could I ask you a question? - Sure, son. Is it true that Paul Finch nailed your mom?
American Pie 2
2.4s
That untalented bastard.
American Pie 2
15.7s
Mary, would I do that? - My name's Christy. - Christy, right. Beautiful name. Like it matters. Hey, how you doing? Howdy-howdy, fuckin' partners! Johnny C., how's it going? Good to see you.
American Pie 2
9.4s
- You're evil. - No way! I'm like Cupid. And I know how to make a girl jealous. This is gonna be fun.
American Pie 2
3.7s
So, I invited someone else.
American Pie 2
16.6s
- Are you Steve Stifler? - Yes, I am. Thank you for throwing this awesome party, man. - No problem. - The cops bust all our parties now. Well, I put the word out so high school chicks would come. Just 'cause you fuckers don't have dicks doesn't make it okay for you to be here.
American Pie 2
15.9s
But I'd really love it if you stayed here. I think you should stay and have fun at the party. Good for you, Jim. Of course I will stay. That's great... That's my nipples! She just loves my nipples.
American Pie 2
3.2s
Guys, get the hell out of there right now.
American Pie 2
20.8s
Everything in. Let's go. Pony up. Dog Years awaits. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. - I have a girlfriend now. - Yeah, you do. - She's my girlfriend. - All right, Jimbo. Let's go! Let's go! - Where's Shitbreak? - The movies. - Took the bus. - Coffee. Wait a second. Who the fuck was in that car?
American Pie 2
18.4s
The Sherminator's got a point, Kev. Since when do you start listening to the Sherminator? Since he made me realize there's an abundance of wiener here. I mean, look around, dude. All right, now it's your turn. Come on. There's nothing to tell.
American Pie 2
2.8s
How did you do that magic you did?
American Pie 2
8s
Good, Jim. You're making me wet. Holy shit. Really? No, I was just saying that so you could practice.
American Pie 2
1.9s
Shit. Hello?
American Pie 2
4.1s
You saved them all. How sweet.
American Pie 2
1.5s
Are you okay?
American Pie 2
2.8s
I just wanted proof that you chicks are really lesbians.
American Pie 2
11s
Okay. It's okay. I know what I have to do. I need to keep this party goin'. I'm takin' one for the team.
