How about some more of Stifmeister's collegiate concoction? This thing is like half alcohol. You're just trying to get me drunk.
American Pie 2
1.5s
Jim, come on.
American Pie 2
4.6s
Whatever you are, Jim, it is what I like.
American Pie 2
9.1s
I smell really bad! Because we've been having so much sex, and... and I haven't showered, and I wanna shower!
American Pie 2
3.7s
I'll call you when I get in, okay? Go have fun.
American Pie 2
6.5s
I can't believe those two girls, Kevin. Jim, it's not a big deal. They toyed with my emotions.
American Pie 2
4.3s
Ozzy, go deep. - Yeah, bro. You playing? - No.
American Pie 2
11.5s
- Can't bring alcohol in the dorms. - Good. Thank you, Matt. I'm just here to surprise my son Jim. - Now pin my leg up. - What? Pin my leg up, like this.
American Pie 2
4.8s
I can't believe I finally got you alone. That only took, what, six weeks?
American Pie 2
11.4s
'cause this one time, here... this kid had these cookies... Let me guess. A bear came. Cool. It's like you know all our stories.
American Pie 2
2.4s
Wanna feel Finch's ass?
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3.7s
- From the lighthouse all the way... - Hey, handsome.
American Pie 2
5.6s
Never mind. I'm staying. Danielle is feeling my breasts.
American Pie 2
23.9s
Thank you. Okay? My son... is sitting here right now... with his hand glued to his penis! But that doesn't mean anything to you, does it? Because you don't have a penis! - Or maybe you do! - Dad! Sorry. I'm sorry. You know, it just bugs me when people speak before they think.
American Pie 2
4.3s
Kevin left. Didn't look good. Kevin left?
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5.5s
This is not gonna fit. Look at you and look at me. - Too big. - I'll get you the blue stringy number.
American Pie 2
5.7s
This isn't right. Just blow on it, kid. All right. Here we go.
