- Oh, my God. - I spilled some on you. - Maybe I should mop that up. - Thanks. No problem. Whoa! Whoa, hey. - Take it slow. Come on. - Right. You know, they warn us about these situations in college.
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Oh, that's great! That's great. How did you get it so nice and warm?
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Wait a second. - Let's go. - Thanks, man.
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Oh, fuck!
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Break it up. Party's over.
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- It's a palace. - It's a temple.
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I have all the time in the world. So, are we gonna do this every summer? - Hell, yeah, we are. - Of course we are, gentlemen. Well, we're gonna try.
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Was that a question? I don't know. Maybe. Do you wanna answer it anyway?
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This just won't do.
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And I have gigantic balls!
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2.3s
Play! Do something.
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18.7s
Dude, let me give you a valuable piece of advice, okay? Drop the whole "Sherminator" thing. Please repeat previous statement. Look, I know your last name is Sherman, right? And that rhymes with The Terminator... which was a big hit movie ten years ago. But you can't tell me a girl's ever really gone for it.
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Come on, Ozzy. Yeah, man. Ball. Pool's yours. - Hey, Vic, you wanna play? - Yeah, sure. You wanna break?
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He did not sleep with three girls, much like Sly and the Family Stone... aren't gonna dance in here and gang-bang me... between the afros and the bell-bottoms, okay? It's not gonna happen. - Kevin did not sleep with three girls. - Why would he lie to me?
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It's not a lie. It's an adjustment. The rule of three. - The rule of what? - Three. If a guy tells you how many girls he's been with, it's not even close to that. Take that number and divide it by three. Then you get the real total. So, if Kevin's saying it's been three girls, it's more like one, or none. - None? - Rule of three. It's an exact science, consistent as gravity.
