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Huddle up! Come on! Okay. All right, all right! - Good hustle, guys. - Good hustle. But you can still lose. You all saw what happened to Oz out there. I don't want to ever see any of you thinking you're gonna score. You don't score until you score. - Until you score. - That's right, baby! It all boils down to today. For you seniors, this marks the culmination... - of the past four years. - Culmination. I want you to think about what this means to you. Do you guys wanna look back on your days at East... and know that you used the time you had? - Hell, yeah! - You do!
American Pie
33s
# Don't make me # - # Over # - Vicky. Your parents are downstairs. - Kevin, don't stop! - Just a second. # I'm rockin' steady # # In demonology # # Hey so that you could make it # - # You're really makin' it ## - Hon, can you tell Vic to come on down for supper? - Holy shit! - Shh. You know there's no lock on your door?
American Pie
1m6s
- # Calling your name # - Uh... - # Calling # - Oh. # Your name ## Jim? - Oh! Oh, no. - Oh, no. - Oh. Ohh! - Liftoff aborted. Houston, we have a problem. What happened? What did he do He blew it. I guess I'll be going now. No, no, no, I'm... I'm not done, Nadia. I've, uh... I've got reserves. Nadia, please, please. I'm begging you. Well, I do like your dirty magazines. You do? Okay. Well. Um. Did-Did... Did you see this one? This here is your... is your more, uh, exotic, risque magazine. - He's pullin' out the porn. - He's desperate. Jim, just wait till she leaves. Very arousing women. They arouse me... They arouse me very, very much. But, uh... But not as arousing as you. - Oh, Jim! - Oh, God!
American Pie
1m19s
Maybe the words aren't that important. It's like, I know he really cares about me, you know? Even if he can't say it, he does. And yeah, he always talks about sex, but that's okay, 'cause he's a guy, right? - He's got a dick. He's a guy. - Right. Wait. Is this translation right? "Go home, bird teacher. I've had enough." I don't know. I got it from Kevin. - So, does it hurt? - What? You know... sex. Does it hurt? Yeah. I mean, the first time you do it, you know, it hurts. But then you, you do it again and again and again... It just starts to feel good. Really good. Okay, so say I don't do it. And then I go off to college. I might end up doing it with some random guy... - who totally turns out to be a jerk. - This is true. And I'll wish I would've done it with Kevin. So go do it with Kevin. - You think? - Yeah. You're... You're ready. - You're woman. Look at you. You're ready for sex. - You're right. - I know. - I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna have sex. - Now. - And it's gonna be right, and it's gonna be just perfect. - Perfect sex. - Thanks, Jessica. Please. Kevin. Kevin.
American Pie
32.6s
- Did I miss anything? - No. You are just in time. - Oh. Ohh! - This is incredible. Oh, my God! This is too much. Oh, did you see? Oh, there that goes. Oh, geez. God bless the Internet. - Ai-yi-yi. - Do it. Take it off. Oh, my God. Oh, thank you, God, for this wonderful, wonderful day. - She takes her vitamins. - # And it is way too unhealthy # # Often they've typically ## Stop hyperventilating.
American Pie
1m15s
So, uh, would you object if I said that you were quite striking? Mr. Finch, are you trying to seduce me? - Yes, ma'am, I am. - # And here's to you # # Mrs. Robinson # # Jesus loves you more than you will know # # Stand up tall, Mrs. Robinson # - Mmm, you're dead. - # God in heaven smiles on those who pray # # Hey, hey, hey # # Hey, hey, hey ## # Hey, hey, hey ## # Sway my way # # Yeah, I need to know # # All about you # # And there's no cure # # And no way to be sure # # Why everything's turned inside out # # Instilling so much doubt # # It makes me so tired # # I feel so uninspired # # My head is battling with my heart # # My logic has been torn apart And now ## - I had no idea you'd be this good. - Neither did I. Oh, Finchy. Finch. - Oh, Stifler's mom! - Finchy!
American Pie
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