No offense, but you're talking about a post-high school, long-distance relationship. And you and Kevin haven't even done it yet. That's not why we're going out. What do you expect him to drive to Cornell for? Milk and cookies? We're gonna have sex when he's ready and I'm ready. It's got to be completely perfect. I want the right time, the right moment, the right place... Vicky, it's not a space shuttle launch. It's sex.
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- Another party sultan! - How ya doin'? Welcome to Stifler's Palace of Love, fellas. - The keg's back there! Enjoy! - Yeah. Vicky, Jessica! Great to see you. Glad you could make it. Haha, bitches! - Sherman! - Hey! What the fuck are you doin' here?
American Pie
19.4s
Come on, Vicky, it's Stifler's party. We got to go. It'll be great. Why? All that happens at Stifler's parties is people get drunk and do it. Yeah. Now, come on, Kevin. Open it. It's a big, thick envelope, Vicky. You got in. If you think so, just open it. Fine.
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11.8s
I mean, I just can't believe we had our senior prom. I know. It went by so fast. Yeah, it did. Kevin?
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3.2s
I wasn't lying.
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33.6s
# Ain't never thought that I could love like this # # This feeling inside me is growing # # I never thought that you would care ## Are ya lost?
American Pie
10.5s
- Where's your little date tonight? - No date. It was... It was a bathroom incident. - Pardon me? - Never mind.
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9.7s
# Do do do do do do do # I just gotta say that women, like a fine wine, only get better with age.
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22.3s
Yeah! Kev? I think we've come... - a really long way since homecoming. - Yeah, we have. Maybe it's time... we start to express ourselves in new ways. - Yeah. - You wanna do it? - Yeah. - I love you.
American Pie
9.8s
I want you to be very, very careful... when you're putting on... the corsage.
American Pie
8.2s
- Here we go. - He's in, man. - # Calling # - This just got a hell of a lot better. - Be gentle. - Okay.
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13.8s
- But... - See, that's what I've been realizing... is that... nothing's perfect. And you can't plan everything. Well, I guess... you will be pretty far away.
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3.9s
- Okay. - All right.
American Pie
9s
Joanie, was that you? - Oh! - Can't hold it. Oh!
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52.7s
- Guess what? - Not interested. Kevin. Come on, man. The bus to Stifler's is gonna be here soon. - I'm not going. - What? Why not? Look, things didn't really turn out how I wanted them to. I mean, I don't even know what I'm doin'. I-I'm acting like I've got everything together tonight. I know that Vicky's gonna ask me if I love her, and... I don't know what I'm gonna say. I mean, I'm on the brink. I'm just about to do it. I should be psyched. I don't know. Maybe you're right. Maybe I am just scared. Come on, Kev. Tonight is the night. We-We are finally going to a post-prom party on the lake. We have been waiting for this for four years. Why else have we been friends with Stifler all this time, right?
