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2m46s
- We're gonna do this. - All right, to the next step! - Next step! Next step! Next step! # I have visions I was in them I was lookin' into the mirror # # To see a little bit clearer # # The rottenness and evil in me # # Fingertips have memories I can't forget the curves of your body # # And when I feel a bit naughty # # I run it up the flagpole and see # # Who salutes but no one ever does # # I'm not sick but I'm not well # # I'm not sick but I'm not well # # And I'm so hot # # 'Cause I'm in hell # # Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding # # The cretins cloning and feeding # - Well, did you get the flowers? - # And I don't even own a TV # # Hear the voices in my head I swear to God # # It sounds like they're snoring # # But if you're poor and you're boring # # The agony and the irony # # They're killing me # # I'm not sick but I'm not well # # And I'm so hot # # 'Cause I'm in hell ## Don't worry. You'll get her back soon enough. - You think so? - Sure, she likes you. - Well, I like her too. - Do you love her? - Well, I like her too. - Do you love her? Um, you know what? You can't really ask me that. Well, if you want to get her in the sack, I mean, just tell her you love her. - That's how I was duped. - Look, Jessica, I- I don't want to dupe her. All right. What you need to do... is learn how to press a girl's buttons. You have to give her what she's never had. - What's that? - Let me give you a hint. Ohh, Kev! Uhh. Yeah. - Comprende? - You mean an orgasm. - You got it, stud! - Well, you know, I'm-I'm pretty sure that I've... given her a... - No, you haven't. - Well, there was one time... - No. - Oh, man. - Look, kid, it's up to you. The big "L" or the big "O." - Dickhead! - You gotta see this. - # Do you believe in # - # Magic in a young girl's heart # - # Ooh, ooh # # How the music can free her whenever it starts # # And it's magic if the music is groovy # - # It makes you feel happy # - What did you cocks do to him? - # I'll tell you about the magic It'll free your soul # - # Ooh, ooh, ooh # # But it's like tryin' to tell a stranger 'bout rock 'n' roll ## Great. See you next time.
American Pie
22.3s
You dipshit! You're expecting to score with some... goody-goody choirgirl priss? These chicks don't know me. I can work the sensitive angle here, fellas! You know, it's just like that college chick told me. All that you gotta do is just ask 'em questions... and listen to what they have to say and shit. I don't know, man. That sounds like a lot of work!
American Pie
33s
# Don't make me # - # Over # - Vicky. Your parents are downstairs. - Kevin, don't stop! - Just a second. # I'm rockin' steady # # In demonology # # Hey so that you could make it # - # You're really makin' it ## - Hon, can you tell Vic to come on down for supper? - Holy shit! - Shh. You know there's no lock on your door?
American Pie
1m19s
Maybe the words aren't that important. It's like, I know he really cares about me, you know? Even if he can't say it, he does. And yeah, he always talks about sex, but that's okay, 'cause he's a guy, right? - He's got a dick. He's a guy. - Right. Wait. Is this translation right? "Go home, bird teacher. I've had enough." I don't know. I got it from Kevin. - So, does it hurt? - What? You know... sex. Does it hurt? Yeah. I mean, the first time you do it, you know, it hurts. But then you, you do it again and again and again... It just starts to feel good. Really good. Okay, so say I don't do it. And then I go off to college. I might end up doing it with some random guy... - who totally turns out to be a jerk. - This is true. And I'll wish I would've done it with Kevin. So go do it with Kevin. - You think? - Yeah. You're... You're ready. - You're woman. Look at you. You're ready for sex. - You're right. - I know. - I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna have sex. - Now. - And it's gonna be right, and it's gonna be just perfect. - Perfect sex. - Thanks, Jessica. Please. Kevin. Kevin.
American Pie
28.3s
- Hey, guys. Came to watch me in action? - Yeah. - I-I think you sounded pretty good. - Yeah, man. I think you need your balls reattached. - Hey, keep it down, dude. - What the fuck are you doing here? This place is an untapped resource. I mean, check it out. - These vocal jazz girls are hot. - Why the hell is he joining jazz choir so late? - Maybe he's preparing for another senior year at East? You guys, we don't even know him.
American Pie