This is not gonna fit. Look at you and look at me. - Too big. - I'll get you the blue stringy number.
American Pie 2
1.7s
Repressed.
American Pie 2
2.3s
Maybe you kicked it under the bed.
American Pie 2
3.2s
Guys, get the hell out of there right now.
American Pie 2
2.2s
I think I can fix these.
American Pie 2
3.8s
And now for our devoted listeners, back to the show.
American Pie 2
2.1s
Don't be a wimp.
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27.1s
Good boys. - Very good. - Dude, you're a fucking lousy kisser. What? I wasn't trying! That's not fair! I wasn't trying there! No judgment. Wait a second. You were trying? - Fuck no! - You were trying! - I kissed Jim! - Silence! - Ladies. - Yes? As you were.
American Pie 2
2.6s
- Hand jobs. - Okay!
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13s
I know. Okay, I'm gonna help you. Really? Yeah, I feel bad for saying that you sucked... even though you kind of did.
American Pie 2
1.7s
Kiss me, here.
American Pie 2
7.7s
Do you want me to clean you? "Apply a few drops to achieve desired lubrication." All right.
American Pie 2
6.1s
- I gotta prepare. - Here we go. - Great. Stifler's mom is here? - This could be a disaster.
American Pie 2
5.7s
I that a loofah, or are you just glad to see me? What the hell.
American Pie 2
3.9s
Not unless Stifler's mom drives a moped. Moped?
American Pie 2
3.7s
- Have you been dirty? - Oh, yes, baby. I've been dirty.
American Pie 2
10.6s
Shit. God! I been missin' out.
American Pie 2
8.2s
See you guys later. Where are you goin', man? What about Dog Years? Give me, like, three days.