No, we shouldn't be. You know, I put in months of quality time with Vicky. Sherman meets a chick for one night and scores. - This is just wrong. - No shit. How the hell am I supposed to become Mr. Sensitive Man? You know, we're all gonna go to college as virgins. You realize this, right? I mean, they probably have special dorms for people like us. All right. I got an idea. But it's got to stay between us. It's really simple. We just got to make an agreement. Er, nah. It's... It's more than an agreement. - What? A bet? - A pact. No money involved. More important than any bet. Here's the deal. We all get laid before we graduate.
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- Looks like you could use an extra hand. - Jim! - Well... Oh, God. - Shame on you. Yeah, shame on me. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. - Uh, you know, I'm just gonna go. - Well, you have seen me. Now, it's my turn to see you.
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Oh.
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Yeah. Freak.
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Uh, just a second!
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- Yes! - All right. Get in the mix! - See there. - Oh, okay.
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Come in.
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Yes! He's ruining daisy! Whoo!
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Hey, uh, where's Finch? Oh, he went home to take a shit. I don't get it. I just don't. How does a guy like that get this sudden reputation? - What reputation? - Observe. Ex-Excuse me. Do you know who Paul Finch is? Yeah! He's the guy with the tattoo, right? - You know, the eagle and the blazing fire and that stuff. Well, um, if you guys see him later, will you tell him Courtney says hi? Bye. Okay. Explain. I can't. I don't know how he's doing it. I, uh... I guess that just leaves Jim trailing. - Aw, Jimbo! - Better sack up, buddy! Yeah, I know. I'm working on it, all right? James? You are very good in the world history class, yes? Me? Y-Yes. No, uh... - Yes, I am. - Perhaps you could help me with my studies. Uh, yeah. Absolutely. Tha-Tha-Tha... That would be... That would be great sometime. - How about tomorrow? - Well, I have ballet practice. Perhaps I could come by your house afterwards? I could change clothes at your place.
No. I cannot do that to her. Jim, get some fuckin' balls. If you don't have the guts to photograph a naked chick, how you gonna sleep with one? I don't like the kid, but he's got a point. See, even shit-brick knows you should do it. All you gotta do is set up some sort of private link or whatever on the 'Net... and tell me the address. You can send me the address too. I'll save you a seat. # How sweet it is to be loved by you, by you # - # I needed the shelter of someone's arms # - # Someone's arms # - # There you were # - # You were, oh # # I needed someone who understands my ups and downs # # There you were ## Okay, that was good, but I want to thicken-up that solo. Michigan State is this Saturday, and I want that part to smoke. Yeah, I know, my timing's off. No, it's not that. I think it'll work better as a duet with a tenor part. I'll do it.
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Who's the man? Stifler!
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Goal by number eight, Chris Ostreicher.
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Hey!
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Oh, yeah. Oh!
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- 'Appenin' Oz! - Working with the choir chick? What d'ya say, fellas? I just dig those cute little sweaters she wears. Nuts you do, you little horn dog. Yeah! Yeah, baby! Spank me! Spank me! Hit that high "C." # Ahhhh # Come on! What's goin' on here?