Seeing you again, all these old feelings came up, and... I don't know, I guess I just felt guilty.
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I love you.
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Ron, I can explain. Seriously, this guy? I'm a fucking heart surgeon, this guy's not even on ESPN. Hey, take it easy, Ron. What are you going to do? Hit me, Oz? Huh? Oh, I got an idea. What about a dance-off? Huh?
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Holy shit! Excuse me. Hey, excuse me. What the hell is going on?
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But I'm not going to. You know why? Because I'm the fucking Stifmeister. And if you even look at me again. I will shit in your briefcase Dudes?
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I'm sorry, guys, you'll have to excuse me.
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That's not true. "That's not true." Oh, yeah, it is.
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Shouldn't you be dancing with your girlfriend? Uh...
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You're not even close to being finished and you're up here "chilling with your posse"? Sorry, we can explain. No, Kevin.
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Oh, no. I didn't do anything.
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ALL; Finch! What happened? I called the police department a thousand times. I appreciate that, Kevin. But my mom, actually, bailed me out.
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Guys, I screwed up. That bike belongs to my boss. And I was promised a raise, and I didn't get it, so I simply borrowed it.
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The truth is that my life isn't interesting at all.
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So, after my troubles in Beijing, I just moved to Dubai, and then I got all caught up in the world of underground baccarat. Spent the rest of '09 living with this African tribe. Oh, they made me an honorary tribesman. Oh.
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Whoa, that looks like it hurt. It looks like that because it did hurt, Kevin. Since then, I've just been biking through South America. So, basically, you are the most interesting man in the world. Yeah. Let me guess, you guys are here for the reunion, huh? You got it. Class of '99. Haven I seen you before? Yeah, I'm on TV. No, not you. You.
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What's up, man? Jim.
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And now you've got your own little guy. I know. And before you know it, he's gonna be a teenager... Wow. And you'll be teaching him about masturbation and, you know, all the do's and all the don'ts that have to do with the little guy's weenie. Right? Okay? Hopefully, it'll be more of a bratwurst by the time he's a teenager... Okay, Dad, I get it. ...but I'm just... Well, these are things you're gonna have to deal with. I understand. It's just, you know, he's two. Well, yeah, maybe you've got time, but.. So, you know, I just, I'd rather not talk about his penis. How you doing, Dad? I'm good. Yeah? What are you doing for fun? You seen any movies lately?
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Finch? Finch! Oh, my God! It great to see you, James. Changed at all, Jim. Good to see you, pal. I didn't think you were gonna make it. Finch, how are you, man?
