This is not gonna fit. Look at you and look at me. - Too big. - I'll get you the blue stringy number.
American Pie 2
9.2s
Michèle, why did you ditch me after prom? I didn't ditch you. I just... Our date was over.
American Pie 2
7s
Come on, Ozzy. Yeah, man. Ball. Pool's yours. - Hey, Vic, you wanna play? - Yeah, sure. You wanna break?
American Pie 2
2s
Paint thinner.
American Pie 2
2.1s
You okay, Kev?
American Pie 2
2.8s
- I'm gonna miss you. - I'll miss you.
American Pie 2
2.5s
Life's a bitch, isn't it?
American Pie 2
1.9s
Are you kidding me?
American Pie 2
1.2s
She's here.
American Pie 2
9.8s
My romantic life has passed its peak. Take me out to the pasture and shoot me. Super start to a super summer, fellas. Welcome home.
American Pie 2
2.9s
Check this out. This is it.
American Pie 2
6s
You're really here? Oh, shoot! We're not supposed to have visitors...
American Pie 2
4.3s
We're gonna get more physical as soon as we get some...
American Pie 2
4.9s
- You better like it. - Promise. I wouldn't lie.
American Pie 2
14.6s
Okay. Now, don't freak out. I'm gonna do something to push your threshold. Oh, that's cold! What are you doing? I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun? Okay, I think you've just crossed my threshold.
American Pie 2
3.8s
Come on, guys. Let's hear it for Petey!
American Pie 2
25.3s
I need a drink. Why is everybody taking a piss right now? - Line's too long. I ain't gonna make it. - You'll be okay. Relax. Hey, bro. Hey, man, you're the guy who boned Stifler's mom. - Hey, you are a god. - Holy shit, dude. If I didn't have to hold my dick 'cause I gotta piss, I would shake your hand. - I'm honored, guys. - Don't leave. You must teach me. How? How?
