That was it. Right there. That was a pure tantric moment. The fiicus, the water... it was all erotic. One more stimulant, I would have had full release. Finch, stay the fuck away from that fiicus. That's a jizz-free fiicus.
American Pie 2
2.4s
- How you doin', son? - I've been better.
American Pie 2
33.4s
Doctor, my son has a party in seven days... and there's a young lady coming... that he's been waiting to... he's been waiting to get with. I'd tell your son to keep his pants on during that party. Oh, yes. Believe me, I will be doing that. It goes without saying. But if his pants... decide to come off during the party... could he have full use of his... penis? Okay.
American Pie 2
8s
You're here now? No, that's cool. You know, if you want to hang out with these guys. Okay, then. I'll meet you out front.
American Pie 2
4.3s
I can stay here until then? Yeah.
American Pie 2
4.4s
I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner... but we just started seeing each other a few weeks ago.
American Pie 2
1.8s
My lady's not coming.
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18.3s
All right, I've got a plan. Okay. How about I come back with you... and you say... "Hello, this is Michèle, my girlfriend." And obviously, Nadia won't expect you to hop in the sack. And then we break up the day of the party. And you're all healed and back on the market.
American Pie 2
2.6s
Hey, Marco, can you get your balls off me?
American Pie 2
23.1s
- Surprise! - Holy... Nadia! You're here? You're here. What are you doing here? Jim, I got so tired of sightseeing. But you're... you're early. Okay. Nice to know you. - I will leave. - No! No. Don't... Don't leave. Don't leave. No leaving.
American Pie 2
11.1s
What's the big deal with Nadia, anyway? I mean, okay... so she's 50,000 times hotter than most girls... but come on, it's just sex.
