- You're evil. - No way! I'm like Cupid. And I know how to make a girl jealous. This is gonna be fun.
American Pie 2
5.7s
That is what I'm talking about. Kev, you can look.
American Pie 2
18.3s
All right, I've got a plan. Okay. How about I come back with you... and you say... "Hello, this is Michèle, my girlfriend." And obviously, Nadia won't expect you to hop in the sack. And then we break up the day of the party. And you're all healed and back on the market.
American Pie 2
18.6s
Now, you may be intoxicated. Oh, yeah. Are you certain that you wish to engage in consenting... Hey, don't count your chickens, buster. - I'm just playing by the rules, baby. - I make the rules. That's a pretty good fucking rule.
American Pie 2
2.7s
- You want a beer? - Yeah, all right.
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2.3s
Yeah, baby, we're here!
American Pie 2
6.9s
Chicago is beautiful, but it would be better if you were here. I'm counting the days. Love, Nadia."
American Pie 2
6.2s
Them girls sound like the two transvestites we picked up in Biloxi. - Honey, come on. Food's ready. - I'm not hungry!
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11.5s
I got to find a new goddess. It's gonna take patience, but I've been celibate all summer. - You kinda get used to it, though, huh? - Are you insane?
American Pie 2
35.3s
Jim, what are you doing here? Well, I thought you had said... You can't just stand out here. Look, I need your help. Nadia's coming back and I don't... I don't wanna be this awkward... bumbling, nervous guy with her. I don't wanna seem like a dork. Well, I know that feeling. Spend your life playing in the band... it doesn't exactly give you the ultra-cool hipster image. - I think you're pretty cool. - Seriously?
American Pie 2
4.3s
We're gonna get more physical as soon as we get some...
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1.1s
Here you go.
American Pie 2
1.1s
That's nice.
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2.1s
- Here we go. - Let's do it.
American Pie 2
6.7s
I've been saving this for a special occasion... for a special girl, just like you.
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15s
- Sure you don't wanna go to my room? - No. Why? My roommate's already moved out. We'll be all alone. - All right. - The door is locked. - Okay, Jim, relax. Relax. - Okay, yeah, sure. No strings attached, okay? It's just friendly goodbye sex. Yeah, right. Right, right, right, right.
American Pie 2
8.8s
Jenny, where'd you put my clarinet? - I think I shoved it in your box. - Thanks. Bad man. I'm a bad, bad man.
