Michèle, why did you ditch me after prom? I didn't ditch you. I just... Our date was over.
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2.7s
Well, I wish you were here, Nadia.
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2.4s
Let me try that dildo.
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14.6s
Okay. Now, don't freak out. I'm gonna do something to push your threshold. Oh, that's cold! What are you doing? I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun? Okay, I think you've just crossed my threshold.
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1.6s
What the fuck?
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5.1s
I mean, did you want some... funky, weird, next-morning goodbye?
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35.9s
Now, wait just a minute. Stifler wanted to give you two hand jobs? No. Stifler wanted one from us. What? Bullshit. He did. And it was horrible. Very horrible. You guys, you wanna play some "asshole"? Just watching the game, Kev. I just wanna do something together. We just did something together. Very together. Ho, ho, ho. Stifler Claus is here. Now, just so there's no confusion... Santa Porn has just brought us some heterosexual entertainment.
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12.4s
Sorry. Relax your hands. I'll take it from here, okay? Don't worry, Jimbo. You're gonna be fine, buddy. Jim, this happens to the best of us.
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23.9s
Thank you. Okay? My son... is sitting here right now... with his hand glued to his penis! But that doesn't mean anything to you, does it? Because you don't have a penis! - Or maybe you do! - Dad! Sorry. I'm sorry. You know, it just bugs me when people speak before they think.
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17.6s
Excuse me, sir. Are you a family member? Fuck, no! This is just too good to miss! Okay, sir, you're just gonna have to wait here. All right? This summer's turned out to be great.
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4.2s
Stifmeister's palace of love... straight love.
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11.6s
All right. Here. And the Stifmeister's provided us some complimentary lubricant. Whack away, Jim. Does this stuff really make a difference? - Oh, yeah! - Really?
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1.1s
"Dear Jim.
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7.5s
It's not like I wanted you to pretend you were in love with me or something. Why would I pretend that? Guys do that.
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31.5s
- Now, this is a fucked-up situation. - What happened to preheating? - We're skipping a few chapters. - Oh, okay. This is good. This is good. Obviously. - Gilligan's island, Mr Howell. - What? You've got to control yourself and think of something nonsexual. I haven't even touched you yet, and you're turning into the Sears Tower. I'm sorry. Yeah, nonsexual. Right, right. Okay. - Chairs. - Good.
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17.2s
Oh, hey. Yeah, I'm fine. - How about you? - That's Stifler's mom. Silence. I didn't really think you were gonna be in Michigan this summer. Yeah, you're more than welcome to be here. Okay, stop by in a couple of weeks. We're having a big party. Okay, bye. Stifler, was that...
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58s
Mucilage is dangerous territory... and I would think any adhesive product... would have a warning right on the tube. I thought it was a lubricant. I was trying to use lubricant. Son, couldn't you have left that disgusting thing at home? Excuse me? Well, that kind of material is offensive to me. Oh, well, we're sorry. But, you see, my son couldn't leave it at home... because he's having a bit of a medical emergency. Thanks, Dad. Your opinion of his taste in video rentals, I'm afraid... is not a priority, lady. It's at the bottom of the totem pole.
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Don't send an ambulance. Look, is there anything, you know, around the house?
