- Hey, Vic, how are you? - What's up? - I'm okay. - Yeah, I'm good. That's good. - It's good to hear. - Yeah, you too.
American Pie 2
20s
Wow. Well, this is about as comfortable as a high colonic in Tijuana. And I would know. Okay. - I'm gonna get a drink. - She's right. - Why is this so weird? - Actually, I have no idea. See, I knew it. I knew you'd be mature about this. You know, and we could still be friends, right?
American Pie 2
1.1s
- Hi. - Hey, there.
American Pie 2
10.1s
I am the Sherminator. A sophisticated sex robot sent back through time... to change the future for one lucky lady.
American Pie 2
3.7s
I'll call you when I get in, okay? Go have fun.
American Pie 2
1.9s
My mom's a saint!
American Pie 2
6.8s
- Hey, could I ask you a question? - Sure, son. Is it true that Paul Finch nailed your mom?
American Pie 2
3.8s
Come on, guys. Let's hear it for Petey!
American Pie 2
2.7s
At least have a drink with the Stifmeister.
American Pie 2
1.9s
Cheers, bud.
American Pie 2
12.1s
And Vicky got hot! What's that supposed to mean? Look at her. - Yeah, Jim, I see her. - Hey, Kevin.
American Pie 2
7.2s
Yeah, I kind of... Super Glued myself... to myself.
American Pie 2
24.5s
Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers. How you doin', boys? - That's Stifler's little brother. - What are you doing here? Pussy, man. I'm here for the pussy. Take a number. Gentlemen, why all the noise? Everybody knows this is my special day. - What is that? - Is that a fuckin' dress? - Are you wearing a dress? - Shitbreak, meet my little brother. Little brother, meet Shitbreak.
American Pie 2
6.4s
Jim, I have told you my memories from high school. What are yours?
American Pie 2
17.9s
This should shave a couple of days off. Oh, good. Thank you, Doctor. Jim... that's good news. This has been a good-news day, son. Here. Put this on. Little chilly out there.
American Pie 2
1.5s
- Oh, my God. - You still broken?
American Pie 2
8s
You're here now? No, that's cool. You know, if you want to hang out with these guys. Okay, then. I'll meet you out front.
American Pie 2
6.8s
No. I'm fine. I might have to actually go through with this.
