Stifler better not do anything crazy. All he's gonna do is tell them off. I thought he was gonna cut their jet skis free. What happened to pissing in their suntan lotion? Hold on. He told me he was going to steal their beer.
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11s
Believe it or not, this is my first high school party. You didn't miss much. I always preferred staying at home, throwing on a little NPR. You were so much cooler than me.
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7.7s
Jennifer's not a skank. Dude, yes, she is. I'm gonna throw up. Oh, my God. That's disgusting. What're you doing?
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1.2s
Happy birthday.
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1.7s
No, no!
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5.4s
It's on. Watch it, Stifler. You know these girls are, like, half your age. I know.
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12.7s
Okay, after this drink, I have to go home. Jim. There's a smoking hot 18-year-old girl over there that you used to babysit. And you're not going to do anything about that? Need I remind you that I am married to Michelle? Exactly.
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8.7s
I've only been working as an architect for the last few years, and from home. You've been with the same company for over ten years. That's awesome, it sounds like everything is working out for you.
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5.9s
Oh, come on, guys. I think we're all pretty lucky.
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3.5s
Guys, I'm telling you, tonight is gonna be the night she promised me a year ago.
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1.2s
Hey.
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3.2s
Wait, is that Heather?
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18.5s
Hey! Hello, sweetheart. How are you? Oh! It's so good to see you. - Hey, Dad. Hello, son! Come here. Hi! Hi! Oh, no! Look who that is! Look at this big bruiser! Oh, my goodness! He has grown. - Look at him! Huh?
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4.2s
Oh, God, Michelle! Fuck, I love you! Jim?
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1.2s
Jim?
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10.9s
Are you crazy? I love the Twilight books. New Moon is my favorite. Mine, too! Oh, my God! We have, like, so much in common! I know! I know!
