I'm the alpha male. - Yes. - So, generally... ... all of the other guys follow me. - For Stu! - For Stu! Thanks guys. What have you done to your face? I got attacked by some werewolves. Ooh!, I met a werewolf. Seemed a very nice person.
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Ah, this is a nice place. Please, don't, ah, don't lick anything or... ... pee on anything. We were worried at first, you know, we thought 'Ooh, they are just going to urinate on everything.' But they actually are really polite and pretty clean. There was obviously that werewolf smell, which permeated the entire house for the first half an hour. But we opened some windows and got rid of that. 'When Stu first suggested the idea,' I thought. No way. You know, walking into the vampire's den. That's ludicrous. That's my hand. But I thought, well...we'll give it a shot. You know, I'm the alpha male, so I made the call.
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It dragged me back to this dark dungeon.
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- They have an electric floor - This is amazing! I'm just so happy to be here.
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... 'very old and creepy.' And then this creature... ... flies at me!
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Pauline and I are tentatively back together. But it's not long before you remember why it was we broke up in the first place.
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... selling my wares...
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Also, did you see the jacket he wore?
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Yeah, these guys have to laugh at my jokes, right guys? Yeah!
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I don't think Nick should have been turned into a vampire.
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I got you this chicken.
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Some people freak out a bit about the age difference. Uh, they think, what's this 96-year old lady doing with a guy... four times her age? - And, you know, I don't care... - It doesn't make any difference. No, they can call me cradle-snatcher, who cares. I decided to bite her and we're gonna be together forever. - Wonderful. - Yah.
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So, yeah, those guys have been supporting me.
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Like, I kind of... I kind of swept the hallway. Vladislav, is just like... ... this older vampire who grew up in the medieval times. And you know, to be living this long and to have seen the things that he's seen and still like, kind of have it together, I mean, hat's off to him. Bloody hell!
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- I love you. - I love you too. Great.
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Big Kumara!
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But I am your Master. - Okay? - Yeah.
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Wanted to have a quick chat about flat responsibilities because.. uh...guys I think that we're not all pulling our weight here. We're not just pointing the finger at you, Deacon. You're a cool guy but you're not pulling your weight in the flat. Well, I'm glad to hear that I'm cool.