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And when I got here, she had... ... found someone else.

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It's quite shocking down here, Nick. Look, here's our sweet Petyr. - Fuck! - Burnt to a sizzle.

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- Hey guys! Being bitten as a little boy or a little girl you're always going to look the same age. What are you doing tonight? Are you going to kill some perverts? - Yeah, we're meeting a pedophile. - Cool. Okay, let's just go to Big Kumara. - Have a good night, guys! - Yeah, you have a good night, bye. The Big Kumara is vampire owned and operated, and so we can always get in. It's the hottest night spot for vampires in Wellington. - Come on in, guys, come on in. - Thank you. Thanks.

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I don't know, if you know that the Nazi's lost... ... that war. If you were a Nazi, after the war...

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That is why I always look 16.

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... well, I'm his familiar. He's my Master.

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... you think, 'ooh, those are some nice pants!'. - Do work these? - NO! Change it! When you are a vampire, you become very sexy.

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Well, that didn't go so great. Um, I hit the main artery.

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It's been like this the whole time... - Okay, so... - Viago is a little...

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Definitely younger than yourself. Okay, so 18 to 30. So it's a dinner party? - I'll be there? - Yes! - You'll be there! - Dinner Party! - The guys will be there? - Yes! - We'll all be there? - Yes, we will dress up... - Ok, great. - ...and then...eat them.

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So, yeah, it's a real mess in there, um...

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On the upside, I think she had a really good time.

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Yeah. Okay, bye then. Bye. She's in.

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Nick, are you a virgin at all?

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And I couldn't find my clothes.

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Jackie?!

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Definitely dead. - Bye Stu. - He would have loved his scarf. It was a lovely, loose, knit.

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- Hi, Anton. - Anton.

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