... pedantic. The washing and the rubbish, I did that. Deacon, on dishes and it still hasn't moved in 5 years. He was an 18th century dandy. So, he can be very fussy. He nags and nags... I went in to the lounge the other day and there was blood all over my nice antique couch. Which one, the red one? Well, it's red now, yeah. If you're going to eat a victim on my nice clean couch put down some newspaper on the floor and some towels. It's not hard to do. We're vampires! We don't put down towels. Some vampires do. Well, not serious ones! When you get 4 vampires in a flat obviously there's going to be a lot of tension. There's tension in any, any flatting situation. It's settled then. We all do our jobs, starting with a certain Deacon... - I will do my dishes! - Good then!
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I tended to torture when I was in a bad place. My thing was, I would poke someone with implements. I was known as 'Vladislav The Poker'.
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Sorry! He's a really great guy. A bit a of a pervert. He has some pretty old ideas about things. We should get some slaves!
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When I first became a vampire... ... I was quite tyrannical. I was known for torturing a lot of people.
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It's been like this the whole time... - Okay, so... - Viago is a little...
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I don't come in here, often anymore.
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This is my torture chamber.
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Like, I kind of... I kind of swept the hallway. Vladislav, is just like... ... this older vampire who grew up in the medieval times. And you know, to be living this long and to have seen the things that he's seen and still like, kind of have it together, I mean, hat's off to him. Bloody hell!
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Floating all by itself! We can give each other feedback and help each other out until we're looking great. Yes, some of our clothes are from victims. We might bite someone and then...
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We're not these mopey old creatures who live in castles. And while some, most of us are, a lot are... but... There are also those of us, who like to flat together in really small countries like New Zealand.
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Vlad, you were great. You put out the recycling. Which was really cool. And!.. The other day, I dragged mans body down the hallway, and noticed that there was no dust.
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And hovered above me... screeching....ah! haha-haa! 'Now you are vampire.' And it was Petyr.
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And then... ... it opened it's wings, like this.
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I uh, became a vampire when I was 16.
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And we're still friends today.
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Look! A ghost cup!
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Unfortunately... ... we vampires cannot wear silver.