Stu took it pretty well. He's definitely my best mate. And I'm not gonna eat him. But if they ever offer you bisghetti... Um.... you shouldn't eat it.
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... you turned me into a vampire.
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My God, that's him, that's him, that's him, that's Phillip, that's Phillip. - He looks so old.
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... Petyr has burst from the tomb. Pushed the tomb lid on to the vampire hunter.
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I've got the bastard. - One of them here hey! - Geez. And that's what I'm talking about. Look at it. End of the day, this dog is gonna have to be put down. What a shame.
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Disemboweled by werewolves.
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Okay, I'm the main guy in Twilight. You now the main guy? Twilight?
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And then, one day, they can't even remember who you are.
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And then the sunlight has come through here. And burned Petyr alive.
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That's me. There's cameras following me around. They could have chosen anyone. How many people have you told you're are a vampire? - Not many. - I heard that girl... ... talking about it you said you're a vampire! Yeah, I told her. - Who else? - Who did you tell? Uh, I told her hot friend. You can't tell everyone that you're a vampire. Who's that guy? I don't know but I trust him. - You can't tell everyone. - I won't.
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Swans.
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Watching your friends...
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Ah, well, from what we could see in the beginning, it looks like there's been a bit of a dog attack. That's really what happens, when you get, you know... dangerous dogs... out on the streets, not being looked after. This is not good.