... pedantic. The washing and the rubbish, I did that. Deacon, on dishes and it still hasn't moved in 5 years. He was an 18th century dandy. So, he can be very fussy. He nags and nags... I went in to the lounge the other day and there was blood all over my nice antique couch. Which one, the red one? Well, it's red now, yeah. If you're going to eat a victim on my nice clean couch put down some newspaper on the floor and some towels. It's not hard to do. We're vampires! We don't put down towels. Some vampires do. Well, not serious ones! When you get 4 vampires in a flat obviously there's going to be a lot of tension. There's tension in any, any flatting situation. It's settled then. We all do our jobs, starting with a certain Deacon... - I will do my dishes! - Good then!
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Vlad, you were great. You put out the recycling. Which was really cool. And!.. The other day, I dragged mans body down the hallway, and noticed that there was no dust.
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... sanded down. - Do you think he hand sanded that, or? - Yes. Imagine that, stuck in you...
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This is my torture chamber.
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Alright?
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I was going to bite you tonight.
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- Uh!, typical macho type. - Yuck! It is. Oh, shit!
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Jackie?!
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When I first became a vampire... ... I was quite tyrannical. I was known for torturing a lot of people.
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I was just sitting, doing nothing, and he came floating in and over to me, and I recognized him. It was wonderful. And then I bit you on the neck.
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We're in Boogie Wonderland! So here we are at Boogie Wonderland and it is so much fun.
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That's right.
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Vampires don't do dishes. Deacon's like the rebellious young vampire. He's always doing crazy things. Saying crazy things. He's just like the young, bad boy of the group.
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This is bullshit.
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Sorry! He's a really great guy. A bit a of a pervert. He has some pretty old ideas about things. We should get some slaves!
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I tended to torture when I was in a bad place. My thing was, I would poke someone with implements. I was known as 'Vladislav The Poker'.
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Tonight, we are going out into Wellington Central. It is important that we look good. Yeah, it's really good. Yeah. One of the unfortunate things about not having a reflection is that you... ... don't know exactly what you look like. Looook!
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One of each? One of each will be cool. My relationship with Deacon is...