Perhaps another couple of years. Perhaps 10 years. Hmm? Like one big circle, just biting each others dicks. You know, they don't even wear shirts, they wear blouses. It's, it's just... ... a big homo-erotic dick biting club. And I'm stuck here, ironing their fucking frills. Also clean the bathroom, please. There's blood everywhere. It is gruesome.
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Really? But now I can't because there's this Nick being a vampire. Sorry, sorry, I thought you killed him 2 months ago. No, I didn't...no... he's a vampire. What do you mean? He jumped in front of your place.
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You know if I had a penis, I would have been... I would have been bitten years ago. I may have to penalize you.
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I was going to bite you tonight.
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Off to bed please.
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Katherine.
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Jackie?!
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- I can't figure out this. - This is the vampire hunter. Is this his front? - Uh, who's this guy? - Look at his... ... bloody head, all back to front. Twist it the other way, the other way! Let's see who this guy is.
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It's quite shocking down here, Nick. Look, here's our sweet Petyr. - Fuck! - Burnt to a sizzle.
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I know that guy... - ...actually. - You know him? - Yeah. - What? I saw him the other night in town.
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... sanded down. - Do you think he hand sanded that, or? - Yes. Imagine that, stuck in you...
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... Petyr has burst from the tomb. Pushed the tomb lid on to the vampire hunter.
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And then the sunlight has come through here. And burned Petyr alive.
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- Uh!, typical macho type. - Yuck! It is. Oh, shit!
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No, we certainly hope not. Let's just... ...lets just keep going. - Hi there guys. How are yah? - Hello. Hey fellas. Um, is this the room where we've heard all the shouting coming from? That was me. Yeah, okay, we've had a couple reports, okay? There's a couple of people not all that happy about the level of the noise here. Okay. You can't be screaming when there's this many people around mate. You've got neighbors on either side. Feeling nervous. I've hypnotized those cops. I'm not a great hypnotizer so it could wear off any second. I really hope that those guys don't kill those police because then this means more police will come. Possibly even Christians which is totally the last things we need in this house. I can see you're having a good time. End of the day... ... we got to keep the, uh, the peace, okay? Whoa, whoa, whoa...