- No, listen to Anton, that's offensive... - That's a really offensive word to call people. Well, at least you're talking about a bundle of sticks. Chase this bundle of sticks... Werewolves! - Don't get it! - No, no, it's not real...Nathan, it's not real. He's just gonna take of his gloves. Ah, shit, man! What the fuck you do that for? Hey! Don't swear. We're gonna lose it. We're gonna lose it. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Hey. Calm down. Calm down! - Oh shit, I've still got my glasses on! - Dion! Dion!
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... I don't wanna break that friendship but.. ... then again, what do you do when someone tells you, that they're a vampire?
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Hey, hey, hey! Don't swear. - Sorry... they... they... - We're werewolves. - Not swearwolves. - What are we?
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And how you went from beating me every time and now how I I've won the last three?
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... I've been going through a few changes lately.
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We're werewolves, not swearwolves.
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Like...
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Yeah.
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- Hey Stu? - Yeah.
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Vampire mates don't eat human mates. And no matter how much I want to eat him... ... I will never eat him cause he's my mate.
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Stu took it pretty well. He's definitely my best mate. And I'm not gonna eat him. But if they ever offer you bisghetti... Um.... you shouldn't eat it.
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We really like him. At first I wanted to kill him. But now I'm glad I've spent the time to get to know him. Yeah, of course he looks delicious with his big red cheeks. But we've all got an agreement that we're not going to eat Stu. - Right? - Right. The guys upstairs, they're... ...they're loving him. That's ... at the start, they were a bit 'Who's this human you're bringing into the house?' But it took them literally two minutes and... ...they like him more than they like me, I reckon.