I'm in... ...because there's some next-level shit going on here. Before y'all beam me up, there's a few things to understand.
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What's up, pops?
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First off, you chose me, so you recognize the skills. I don't want nobody calling me "son" or " kid" or "sport." Cool? Cool. Whatever, slick. But I need to tell you something about all your skills. As of right now, they mean precisely... As of right now, they mean precisely... ...dick.
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- Purpose of trip? - Diplomatic mission. Duration of stay? Lunch. Any fruits or vegetables?
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Humans, for the most part, don't have a clue. Don't want one.
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At any given time, there are around 1500 aliens on the planet. Most of them here in Manhattan. Most of them are decent. Just trying to make a living. - Cab drivers? - Not as many as you'd think.
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They're happy. They think they have a good bead on things.
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Oh, shit!
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Sure you don't want some coffee?
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Here's the deal.
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If I have to tell you... ...one more time...
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In third grade, everyone said I was crazy, but I knew our teacher... ...had to be from Venus or something. Ms. Edelson. Jupiter, actually. Well, one of the moons.
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Zed...
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Go get him, tiger. "We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger."
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Speak of the devil.
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All right, 4000.
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They're all leaving.
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They say it's better to have loved and lost... ...than never to have loved at all.
