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Ah, shit. [SNIFFLES] I just get a little choked up sometimes. I hate to interrupt, but is anybody nervous about the high winds? Gary. My name's Peter. I realize that you're new to this, but relax. You've been chosen by a higher power. Did he just call himself God? I think he did. I'd like to go home. And I'd like... the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true. I spent 10 years in Special Forces. You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? You're in this shit now, Mustache! [WHISPERS] I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. I'd never let anything happen to you, Sugarbear. Leonard, hit it! [ALARM BLARING] [THUNDERSTRUCKPLAYING]
Deadpool 2
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Time to make the chimichangas. 30 seconds. I finally know why I'm here. I was raised in this place. Well, not raised. I was tortured. Wow! It's your cosmic reason for being here. Shall we? This is gonna be fun. DEADPOOL: Yeah! Hey! Been meaning to ask you... what's with the dirty, disgusting hobo bear? It's not dirt. It's the blood of my dead daughter. Are You Bear, God? It's Me, Margaret. Give me some. They say laughter heals anything... except, of course, that. We should just cue the music.
Deadpool 2
37.9s
DOMINO: Whatever. We're gonna lose 'em. I'm dropping in. DEADPOOL: Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Luck is not a superpower! We are so fucked! No, we most certainly are not fucked. [CARS HORNS HONKING] [BRAKES SCREECHING] DEADPOOL: Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out of your eyes? It's just it's hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic. I mean, luck? What coked out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist... came up with that little chestnut? Probably a guy who can't draw feet!
Deadpool 2
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You time-sliding son of a bitch! You did this for me? Wait. You can't go back. You used the last of your fuel. What about your girl, your wife? Now, my family's safe. And I didn't do it for you. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while... and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion. No. You did it for me. No, I didn't. You did. I really didn't. Pretty sure you did. No, I'm positive I didn't. Fine. All right, let's flip a coin. Okay? Heads, you did it for me. Tails, you did it for me. I'm not even gonna look, because you did it for me. Say it again. He did it for me. CABLE: Jesus. We must get the collar off. Forget it. It's no use. These collars don't just come off. Wade. I have an idea. No, no, no! Let's not do that. Please! I'd rather die of cancer. Let's just... Oh, God! They do say the pen is grosser than the sword. [COLLAR BUZZING] RUSSELL: We need the code. Try, uh, seven? DEADPOOL: Settle down, Captain Lucky. It's not gonna be one number. Oh, God, that's lazy writing.
Deadpool 2