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25.3s
I don't know how to thank you. But I do know how to hug you. No.Yes. Here we go. Bring it in. Come on. Pelvis to pelvis. Let's go tip to tip. There we go. The kids call this docking. [KNIFE UNSHEATHES] Is there a knife in my dick? There's a knife in your dick. I'm just gonna back up now. Yeah, yeah. No need to go full Yentl. Gonna pretend like that never happened. Let's go home, Russell.
Deadpool 2
20.6s
All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! Your souls are beyond redemption! Let's see your soul, perv! No, no! No! No more! We're better than that! We're better than him! No more senseless violence! No more bloodshed! We'll let karma take care of him. The day of reckoning is here!
Deadpool 2
23.4s
[GROANS] Dopinder, it's me again. Look, a saner man might discourage you from joining the deadly merc business... what, with your concave chest and your paper towel tube arms. But you're an eagle... and goddamn it, an eagle's gotta soar. You gotta grab those dreams, grab those dreams by the dick tip... and make it rain! I don't know what that means. Me neither. [BOTH LAUGH]
Deadpool 2
27.3s
My name's Rusty, but I go by Shatterstar. BOTH: That's good, yeah. "Rusty" is terrible.Toughie. So, uh, where are you from? The planet Mojo World. So you're an alien, I guess. Bad name. How does that, uh, help us? I'm basically better than you at everything. Just once, I'm gonna find a planet of people that are worse than me at everything. A whole bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there, and I'm gonna be their Superman. Isn't that Canada? You shut your goddamn trash mouth!
Deadpool 2
18s
MAN: Hey! Asshole! DOMINO: Where is he? I can't see him. DEADPOOL: He's on top of you. He's tearing you open! He's going in through the back! Oh, God, he's inside! You hear yourself, right? DEADPOOL: Accidental double entendres! Russell! Russell Collins! DEADPOOL: Hands off that kid, John Connor!
Deadpool 2