Relax. I'm retrieving something from my utility bag. It's a goddamn fanny pack... and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! The difference is night and day.
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Hey.
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[BEEPING RAPIDLY]
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[GROANS]
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I love the decor though. I had no idea hopeless was a color. GUARD: Hard left, douchebag.
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Get away from me, kid!
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[GASPS]
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Is it the kid?
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GUARD: This is Convoy 17 departing the Ice Box. We are en route.
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[GROANS] [GASPS] [SPEAKING SPANISH]
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING] WADE: In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. InCool Runnings, it was when John Candy's prized bobsled broke. InHuman Centipede, it was when those people... signed on to be in that movie. But in this film, well... you're looking at it. GUARD: On your fucking knees, mutant.
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[LAUGHS] Oh, boy! He's really teeing it up, isn't he? Who gets to make the first joke? I think we should all do it at the same time. Good call. For $45, you get sucky-suck. BOTH: I only do over the pants, mouth stuff. Fuck! The Proposition has a wonderful Guy Pearce performance. WADE: Wait, wait, wait! I wanna do mine over. Give us the line again. I need your help! Trust me, I'm even less happy about this than you are... but you unleashed the Juggernaut, you dumb cunt! I can't bring him down alone. So here we are.
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Door won't open! GUARD: On your fucking knees!
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Jesus. [SIGHS]
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Something to remember you by. Give me that back! That goes with me everywhere. Like the memory of your fucking fanny pack!
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I don't know much about this Cable fella... but I guarantee he hasn't killed as many people as melanoma has.