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[MUSIC STOPS] You're still using my Velcro labels. Aw. They do stick better than tape. Hi, Wade! Please don't. Say whatever it is you're here to say. Make it quick. Right. Quick. It's the kid. Just like you, I let him down. And just like me, he's never had anyone sacrifice anything for him... because the whole world wrote him off as a piece of shit a long time ago. Look, he's teamed up with the Juggernaut! [GASPS] The Juggernaut! Who's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever... And hi, Yukio! That was really nice of you to say hi... so I'm saying hi back. You guys make a super cute couple. Yeah. Where was I? Oh, yeah. You should never meet your heroes... because, honestly, he's a bit of a dick! And like a lot of dicks, he's hard as a rock... and causes nothing but problems! Look, you can stop the Juggernaut. I know you can. Do you know what would happen to me if I helped you? I would be disgraced. You are a criminal, a fugitive. But worst of all... you broke my heart, Wade. Then you know what? Your heart's in the wrong place, big guy. Doing the right thing is sometimes messy... and fucked up, and not particularly convenient! So stay here in Chateau de Virgin... while we go get our fuck on!
Deadpool 2
31.2s
What the fuck? You'd think the studio would throw us a bone. One that doesn't end up in my mouth. The first movie made more money than the guy who invented pants. They can't just dust off one of the famous X-Men? How 'bout that putz with the giant pigeon wings? What do those do anyway, huh? Carry him three feet off the ground to snatch up the nearest muffin crumb? [DOORS CLOSE] No, no, no! I am not X-Man material at all. First off... [BREATHES DEEPLY] I'm not even a virgin. Second and more... [GROANS]
Deadpool 2
37.4s
Ah, shit. [SNIFFLES] I just get a little choked up sometimes. I hate to interrupt, but is anybody nervous about the high winds? Gary. My name's Peter. I realize that you're new to this, but relax. You've been chosen by a higher power. Did he just call himself God? I think he did. I'd like to go home. And I'd like... the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true. I spent 10 years in Special Forces. You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? You're in this shit now, Mustache! [WHISPERS] I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. I'd never let anything happen to you, Sugarbear. Leonard, hit it! [ALARM BLARING] [THUNDERSTRUCKPLAYING]
Deadpool 2
22.2s
[GRUNTS] I should have left you in the self-pitying mess I found you in. But this is what friends do. They show up! Not when convenient or easy. When hard, and you always make it hard. [BREATHING HEAVILY] You are unwell. I'm sticking my neck out bringing you here. [STRAINING] Wait. One of the assholes who killed Vanessa got away.
Deadpool 2
15.1s
DEADPOOL: "Heart's in the right place." "Heart's in the right..." What does that mean? COLOSSUS: Take your mask off, Wade. I wish you'd said "pants". Let's play a game. It's called "Adrien Brody or Adam Brody?". Now, close your eyes and open your mouth. COLOSSUS: You don't need to be funny here.
Deadpool 2