WEASEL: Meet... Domino. DEADPOOL: What's your shtick? I'm lucky. That's not a superpower. Yeah, it is. No, it isn't. Yes, it is. No, it isn't. Yeah, it is. No, it isn't. Yes, it is. No, it isn't. Yeah, it is. Really isn't. No, it isn't.Yes, it is. Told you. Get out of my head! I'm not in your head. I'm in an 11-year-old's bedroom. Well, if you're so lucky, then what are you doing here with us? I don't know yet. What's that supposed to mean? There's a reason why I'm here, and I'll know when I know. Everything usually just kind of works out for me. Like 2008 Ryan Reynolds.
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They're headed into the tunnel. I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word.
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Once again, it all falls on my shoulders. It's why I'm cursed to be a solo act. Wander the Earth... I'm in. I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm in. How in the fuck are you in already?
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CABLE: Peacetime makes people soft.
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He's not here, is he? He may be running late.
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Hmm. Something wrong with the soap. It's fine. I just filled it. Give it a few more pumps there.
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Wade! Come in! Hey, I was just doing a little bit of light reading here... We have mission. Well, you guys be safe out there. I'll be praying for you. No, I want you to join.
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Get away from me! You wanna fucking die? [BREATHING HEAVILY]
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DEADPOOL: Two can play that game!
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I think we may have found your cosmic reason for being here. I'm pretty sure this isn't it. DEADPOOL: X-Force.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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[GROANS]
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Oh. That's got some zip.
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OFFICER: Okay, get these guys in the pod. Take them to the Ice Box.[SIRENS WAILING] [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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What in the... Why is your hand so tiny again? That's not my hand. Oh! Mary, mother of Joseph! That was nice for me. [DOOR OPENS] Wade! I heard what happened with the convoy and... [GASPS]
