Found 636 results
35.1s
She's gone. BLIND AL: Sweetheart, can you speak up? It's a little hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth. Now, look, sugar. You need to just keep living. Thank you... Matthew McConaughey, your words are a treasure. Listen to the pain. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. Sometimes, it's so bad, we feel like we're dying. But we can't really live till we've died a little, can we? Wade?
Deadpool 2
23.9s
[LAUGHING] [JACK BENNY SCATTING ON RADIO] [COMEDY SERIES PLAYING ON RADIO] THUG: [ON RADIO] Hey, bud. Bud. JACK: Huh? THUG: Got a match? JACK: Match? Yes, I have one right here. THUG: Don't make a move. This is a stick-up. JACK: What? THUG: You heard me. JACK: Mister, Mister, put down that gun. THUG: Shut up. Now, come on. Your money or your life? [SNIFFS] [AUDIENCE LAUGHING ON RADIO]
Deadpool 2
22.2s
Wade, Yukio. Yukio, Wade. What in the fuck knuckles is this? She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit. Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends. I'm just surprised anyone would date you. Especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. I like this guy. Give him a chance. It's great seeing you like this. [LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY] Yeah.
Deadpool 2
15.1s
DEADPOOL: "Heart's in the right place." "Heart's in the right..." What does that mean? COLOSSUS: Take your mask off, Wade. I wish you'd said "pants". Let's play a game. It's called "Adrien Brody or Adam Brody?". Now, close your eyes and open your mouth. COLOSSUS: You don't need to be funny here.
Deadpool 2